Category: Teresa Giudice

Open Post: Hosted By The Confirmed Cast Of The “Real Housewives” Vacation Spin-Off

April 27, 2021 / Posted by:

Fire your therapist. Stop taking the Cipralex. Trash your meditation apps, yoga mats, gratitude journals, etc. They’re all moot. Because Peacock’s Real Housewives vacation mash-up spin-off is really, truly happening. And when this shit airs it’s gonna solve everything. Andy Cohen’s coronavirus fever dream is filming in Turks and Caicos as we speak, and yesterday Bravo officially revealed the cast. It will star Ramona Singer and LuAnn DeLesseps from New York, Kenya Moore and Cynthia Bailey from Atlanta, Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga from New Jersey, and one lone Kyle Richards from Beverly Hills. What? No Erika Jayne? Hmmm, maybe authorities advised her not to leave the country

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A “Real Housewives” Spin-Off Is In The Works 

February 25, 2021 / Posted by:

The Jasmine Brand reports that Bravo and Housewives overlord Andy Cohen have come up with another way to show you humanity at its finest. Rumor is that Bravo is working on a Real Housewives spin-off series that will put Housewives from several franchises under the same room in some kind of exotic locale. If Bravo’s goal is to get tropical locales to pass a ban on all Americans visiting them, they’ll probably succeed at that with this newest mess.

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Teresa And Joe Giudice Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Are Separating After 20 Years Of Marriage

December 17, 2019 / Posted by:

The picture above is from the glory days of Teresa and Joe Giudice’s marriage. It’s long before the prison stints and deportation, back when Joe was still juicy and Teresa was flipping tables and calling Danielle a “whoooweher” on Real Housewives of New Jersey. But it’s time to pour out a lukewarm bottle of Fabellini, because Joe and Teresa have announced they’re splitting up for the time being.

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Joe Giudice Doesn’t Believe Teresa Giudice Was Faithful While He Was In Prison

October 28, 2019 / Posted by:

For some reason which I really cannot explain, Joe Giudice decided to awkwardly appear with his wife, Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey on Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen. (SPOILER ALERT: He did it for the check.) Well, he didn’t appear with her physically, at least, since his ass is in Italy after finally getting released from ICE custody while he awaits the decision to deport him from the U.S. for good or not. Joe and Teresa talked about it all: their regrets (they’ve both learned nothing), whether they’ll stay together (there’s no way), and the future (do you care?). And Joe also said that he straight up thinks Teresa was stepping out while he was in jail. Well duh! Like any self-loathing twink who goes to the gym and starts getting attention on Grindr, Teresa didn’t put on all that muscle for nothing!

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“Juicy Joe” Giudice Is Out Of ICE Custody, Gone To Italy, And No Longer Juicy

October 13, 2019 / Posted by:

In a telling example of how prison food is probably on par with the food on Norwegian Spirit’s “Mystical Fjords” boat, Giuseppe “Juicy Joe” Giudice, who used to look like that (above) and went to Italy after being released from ICE custody, looks to have lost a couple of pounds during his recent prison/ICE custody stint.

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Juicy Joe Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Will Remain In Custody For Now

September 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Giuseppe “Joe” Giudice, aka “Juicy Joe” and husband to histrionic Real Housewife Teresa Giudice, will remain in ICE custody while his deportation appeal case is decided, per a judge’s ruling. TMZ reports that Juicy Joe had petitioned to be released from jail while he waited to find out if he’s actually going to be deported back to Italy or not. Things aren’t looking rosy for ole’ Joe.

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