That’s a picture of Taylor Swift strolling along the beach with her former British actor boyfriend Tom Hiddleston, because there really aren’t any good pics of Taylor and her new British actor boyfriend Joe Alwyn yet. Yesterday Taylor and Joe were seen boarding her private jet. The pics are blurry, and both of them were all covered up in black hoodies like two kids about to egg their math teacher’s house. According to E! News, you shouldn’t count on seeing anything better pics anytime soon, because Taylor and Joey are doing everything in their power not to be seen.
In Katy Perry’s latest song, Swish Swish, she sings that it’s funny a certain “bish,” who is most definitely Taylor Swift, can’t keep from saying her name. After Swish Swish was released, Katy blabbed about her immature popular girl fight with Taylor while trapped in a car with James Corden. According to UsWeekly, Taylor is over this shit with Katy. A friend of Taylor’s claims she is sick of the drama, and wants “no part” of Katy’s thirst to keep it going.
“She honestly wants no part of this, that’s why she avoids talking about it. She doesn’t want to engage.”
Katy said in a SiriusXM radio interview last week that she’d be happy to end their feud if Taylor gave her a call. Katy has a better chance of receiving a phone call from the ghost of Alexander Graham Bell than one from Taylor. Another source close to Taylor says she has no intention of reaching out to Katy, especially considering the lyric in Swish Swish where Katy sings about “another one in the casket.” Funny, that’s also where I thought this feud would have been by now.
I doubt Taylor hates that Katy is keeping this dumb drama going between the two of them. If anything, Taylor probably appreciates all the hard work Katy is putting into it. Taylor spent some of 2014 and all of 2015 keeping people interested in this nonsense. She sort of took a break in 2016 to focus on Kanye West, and 2017 is shaping up to be a busy year, what with her new boyfriend. It’s Katy’s turn to do some of the heavy lifting now.
Taylor Swift Started Hanging Out With Her New Boyfriend About A Month After She Was Done With Tom Hiddleston
A whole month? That must be some kind of record for Taylor Swift. We’re slowly learning more (aka Taylor gave her publicist the go-ahead to release additional details) about Taylor Swift and her current piece of the moment, British actor Joe Alwyn. Last week we were introduced to the latest boy whose name Taylor has been writing inside her diary. Tay Tay and Joe Joe have been secretly dating for a few months, and she did the not-at-all-creepy thing of renting a house near his parent’s house in London. Now a source is telling People magazine when they got together.
Last night Katy Perry appeared in The Late Late Show’s Carpool Karaoke segment with James Corden. Katy spent most of her time talking and not singing. The biggest talking point on Katy’s promo tour for her upcoming album Witness has been about her ongoing feud with Taylor Swift. Katy played coy with Jimmy Fallon about whether her latest song Swish Swish is about Taylor Swift, but with James Corden, she gave a detailed statement about her mean girl bully.
Taylor Swift just rang up her bank and told them to cancel the hell out of Ruby Rose’s snake squad check. This past week, Ruby made a bid for the “Taylor’s New Bestie” role in the squad that’s usually held by a closeted lesbian supermodel. Perhaps someone told Ruby that she was laying it on a little thick with all of the Katy Perry hatred? After all, the first rule in the squad handbook is to always “K.I.S.S.” (Keep It Subtle, Stupid!).
While promoting her upcoming album Witness earlier this month, Katy Perry strongly implied there would be no bitchy follow-up to Taylor Swift’s Katy Perry-hating song Bad Blood. It was almost as if Katy had matured out of their tired middle school fight. Hahahaha, how silly and naive we all were! But of course Katy still wants to scratch at Taylor.