Category: Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Eradicated All Of Her Social Media Content

August 19, 2017 / Posted by:

You can make the “Blank Space” joke, because that would end my soul to type. Did the Rapture claim her?
But…but…where are to we go for all those Tommy Hilfiger ad-looking “candids” and “my friends are prettier and more numerous than yours” snaps? Taylor Swift took down all of the content on her social media. People reports that her Instagram and Twitter are now a vast digital wasteland. If this means I have to follow one of the Hadids to continue keeping tabs on the Serpent Squad, well, then I QUIT. Continue reading

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Katy Perry Might Share The Stage With Taylor Swift At The VMAs

August 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Maybe that explains why Katy Perry had to postpone a whole bunch of shows on her Witness Tour; she just needs extra time to mentally prepare the stunt of the year! On August 27th, Katy Perry will host the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. According to The Daily Star UK – so yeah, you’re right to be reaching for a grain of salt – Taylor Swift might grace Katy’s stage with her presence at the MTV VMA’s.

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Taylor Swift Won Her Counter-Suit Against The Ass-Groping Radio DJ

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift’s real-life courtroom nightmare is officially over. Over the weekend, we learned that Judge William Martinez ruled Taylor Swift should be dropped as a defendant in former radio DJ David Mueller’s wrongful termination lawsuit. The judge didn’t think there was enough evidence against her. People magazine says that after six days in court and several hours of jury deliberations, a jury found David Mueller guilty of ass-grabbing at a meet-and-greet back in 2013. Technically he was found guilty of “assault and battery,” but I have a feeling Taylor would be happier with my unapologetic use of the word “ass.

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Taylor Swift Is No Longer A Defendant In The DJ Ass-Grab Lawsuit

August 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift’s recent, extremely withering courtroom testimony must have made an impression on His Honor. Because U.S. District Judge William Martinez has ruled that she should be dropped as a defendant in former radio DJ David Mueller’s wrongful termination lawsuit. Judge Martinez probably didn’t want Colorado taxpayers to have to foot the bill for an asbestos bodysuit for Mr. Mueller. Because Taylor set that dude on fire when she took the stand. Continue reading

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Taylor Swift Testifies That The DJ Absolutely Grabbed Her Ass

August 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Another day, another questionable courtroom sketch of Taylor Swift. This time we’ve got Taylor Swift looking like a self-portrait of Joni Mitchell if she replaced Susan from the classic Milton Bradley game Guess Who?. But (no pun intended) let’s get to Taylor Swift’s testimony in her butt-grabbing case. Or rather, ass-grabbing case. Taylor made it very clear and in no uncertain terms that it was her “ass” that was grabbed.

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