It’s kind of hard to read any sanctioned interview with Karlie Kloss without hearing how she’s not just any model, she’s a STEM machine, too. Karlie runs a coding program to get more girls involved in tech, and it seems to be doing really well, with 50 coding camps in 25 cities. Of course, in a new interview, all anyone cared about (ok, maybe just me and Jennifer Lawrence) was what’s the latest on that rumored feud with Taylor Swift. Continue reading
That’s right, pay no attention to Taylor Swift’s possibly-plagiarized video, and instead focus on the image of her in a wedding dress with Joe Alwyn. A source tells UsWeekly that a wedding between Taylor and Joe might very well happen. At least if Taylor gets her way.
Taylor has allegedly retired her squad because she’s just too busy being in love with her boyfriend of almost a year. A few months ago, it was reported Taylor thought Joe could be “the one.” Her hunch was correct – a source tells UsWeekly that Taylor believes he’s definitely the one.
“Taylor really believes Joe is the one for her,” an insider reveals. “She wants to get engaged to him. She just doesn’t feel as though she has to impress anyone at this point. This is the first time she’s kept the guy private. She really likes Joe. She wants to keep her personal life separate from her work life.”
She wants to keep her personal life separate from her work life? SINCE WHEN? But if that’s true, then we should all expect her next album to be one long, boring track of Taylor guessing what she could sing about while desperately fighting the urge to drag an ex or an enemy. “Um…let’s see…do people still like ice cream? That’s something people like, right?”
As for Joe, the source says: “Joe feels privileged that he gets to be with Taylor. And he is happy being out of the spotlight.” Privileged? I’d laugh if that wasn’t an absolutely perfect choice of words. Taylor Swift is the human equivalent of a silver Mercedes pulling up to a country club at 2pm on a Tuesday.
As y’all already knew, Taylor Swift dropped the video for the 70th single off that album I thought was a turd but still managed to sell an ungodly amount (aka “Delicate”). I just figured she dialed up the Haus of Sia to borrow Maddie Ziegler to dance on her behalf (People tells me I’m not the only one) and CGI her own face on the dancer’s bod since “Delicate” may as well be the video for “The Greatest” with more rain and a better clothing budget. Continue reading
After Taylor Swift released her disgusting pro-Tetanus video for Delicate, the comparisons came in fast. It was compared to Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice video, Sia’s video for Chandelier, and someone on Twitter even said that it reminded them of Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face. I immediately slid into that person’s DMs with a coupon for an MRI since they’re obviously suffering from some kind of awful brain disorder that causes them to make ILLEGAL comparisons like that. But what Delicate got compared to the most is Kenzo’s 2016 perfume ad, which starred Andie MacDowell’s daughter Margaret Qualley and was directed by Spike Jonze (who also directed the Weapon of Choice video). Kenzo maaaay have responded to people saying that they should file a grand theft charge against Taylor stealing their idea.
I See That Someone (Read: Taylor Swift) Just Watched Christopher Walken In The “Weapon Of Choice” Video
And it goes without typing, but Christopher Walken danced it better. Shit, Christopher Walken would’ve danced it better if he had two broken legs, a busted hip, paralyzed arms and a stage 10 IBS flare up that was causing his ass to explode.
During last night’s iHeart Radio Music Awards (which happened at the same time as the premiere of the Paula Abdul-less reboot of American Idull starring Tay Tay’s nemesis and NUN KILLER!!! Katy Perry), Taylor bought won the award for female artist of the year, and she wasn’t there to accept it, but she prerecorded her speech and also dropped the video for her new single Delicate. And the Delicate video also confirms that Taylor has dropped the “bad girl who ditches class to vape in the girls” room” image and is back to being the most annoying theater kid in drama class. WARNING: Cringe-inducing dancing ahead!
Much like a third Sex And The City movie, Taylor Swift’s squad circa 2015 is not something I care to ever see. Luckily, thanks to the power of some good British D, I may never have to! A squad snitch says Taylor’s romance with Joe Alwyn has caused the carcass of Taylor’s squad to show up to karaoke nights to sing “Livin’ On A Prayer.” Continue reading