Category: Taylor Schilling

Hulu Has Released The First Trailer For “Pam & Tommy”

November 18, 2021 / Posted by:

Are you ready to go all the way back to 1995? Of course, you are! Crack open a Clearly Canadian, because Hulu has dropped the first teaser trailer for Pam & Tommy, aka the series that stars Lily James and Sebastian Stan. As you can see from that still shot above, they totally nailed Pamela Anderson’s aggressively square French tip mid-90s acrylics, and that’s half the battle.

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Both Taylor Schilling And Nikki Blonsky Came Out Over The Weekend

June 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Oh no! July is two days away, which means Pride Month is almost over. Back to our regularly scheduled hetero-hellscape til next June. An especially big bummer since most Pride celebrations were canceled because of COVID-19. But that gross ol’ homophobic virus didn’t stop Taylor Schilling and Nikki Blonsky from coming out on social media! Continue reading

Kate Hudson Went With Both Visible Underboob And Visible Underwear At The SAG Awards

January 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Because why decide on just one when you can help yourself to both? Kate Hudson wanted it all: underboob, underwear, sequined black censor bars, a giant flower putting another flower in a choke-hold, fancy little capes for her shoulders. Kate pulled up to fashion’s drive-thru speaker and ordered everything on the menu.

Razzie nominee Kate Hudson was at the SAG Awards last night as a presenter, which might be why she went red carpet casual by wearing a Dior dress with boxers underneath. If she tries to conceal her underwear by pulling her dress up higher, she’s gonna flash a whole lot of nipple. If she tries to cover up her underboob by pulling her top down a little, she’s going to show tons of underwear. Ha, listen to me – acting like Goldie’s thirsty daughter would ever be concerned with covering up an underboob situation.

Hints of glittery titty was a bit of a theme last night.

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Somewhere There’s A Barbie Dream House That’s Missing Its Curtains

September 21, 2015 / Posted by:

Andy Samberg’s tiny-voiced wife Joanna Newsom is sort of known for having a “fuck it, I wear what I want” attitude when it comes to red carpet clothes. Which is great, because, fuck it – wear what you want. And last night was no exception. Obviously the WTF Award went to Heidi Klum and whatever the hell she was wearing, but Joanna came pretty close.

Joanna’s look is sort of a mix between “accident at the Mattel factory involving a Pink n’ Pretty dining room set” and “fancy new money jellyfish“, and I don’t hate it. She looks like what I imagine Miss Piggy’s powder room looks like; just tons of random fabric and shit covered in gems. Also, if you squint a little, her dress sort of looks like a penis with a wart on the tip. Just me? Okay.

Other than Joanna, not many other famous types brought the messy eleganza. Probably because they knew it was going to be so hot, and they just couldn’t be bothered. That, or they knew no matter how foolish they tried to look, they’d be no match for Alan Cumming and his dress CROCS.

Regardless, here’s a bunch of other dresses from last night. And pants! A bunch of ladies wore pants. I don’t really blame them; it’s a lot easier to run back and forth to the bar during commercials if you don’t have to pull 30 lbs of fabric along with you.

Pics: Splash/INF, Wenn.com

Piper From Orange Is The New Black And Carrie Brownstein Are A Thing

July 8, 2015 / Posted by:

There have been whispery rumors since March that Orange Is the New Black’s Taylor Schilling is rubbing ‘ginas with Portlandia’s Carrie Brownstein, and now Star magazine is saying it’s 100% true. File folders containing ideas for future Taylor Schilling/Ruby Rose femslash everywhere were just dragged across a desktop and thrown into the trash.

A source says that 30 year old Taylor and 40 year old Carrie have been texting, calling, and visiting each other for four months now. Taylor has even followed Carrie’s band, Sleater-Kinney, to Scotland, which apparently means they’re super serious. The source adds:

“She loves everything about Carrie. It’s rare to find someone special in this business. They’re doing everything they can to keep the spark alive! This could be the real deal.”

In case you’re not up to date on the dating history of these two, Carrie Brownstein used to do St. Vincent, who is currently doing Cara Delevingne. Taylor Schilling has dated…not Zac Efron. Other than that, she hasn’t really dated anyone. Welcome to your first real “Personal Life” entry on your Wikipedia page, Taylor!

Of course, this isn’t the first Orange Is the New Black/Portlandia crotch parts cross-over. Last August, it was reported that Natasha Lyonne (aka Nicky) and Fred Armisen had started humping. How are all these hook-ups happening? Is there a club that only admits people from OITNB and Portlandia? Either way, now I can’t stop picturing who will be next. You’re right, it’s totally going to be a sloppy threesome between Big Boo and the Women & Women First Bookstore ladies.

Pic: Instagram

What In Project Runway Secret Bedazzled Bike Shorts Hell?

August 26, 2014 / Posted by:

On second thought, Kerry Washington’s Emmy dress isn’t exactly Project Runway-levels of WTF (there’s not nearly enough peplums or random-ass fabric “flowers”). It’s actually closer in range to something Tina Knowles would have thrown together last-minute for Michelle Williams, if Tina Knowles ran out of satin, denim, neon lace, redundant belt buckles, fringe, and only had a bolt of busted Tang-colored jersey, some leftover ribbon scraps, and a pair of Beyoncé’s old sequined hot pants. Even Kerry Washington knows she looks not-great. Her face is like: “HAAAAAY! I’m a mess, but everyone loves me, so haters to the left!”

It’s a scientific fact that Kerry Washington can’t ever look bad, so technically this look falls into the category of ‘Not exactly a home-run’. But sometimes you just say fuck it, I’m wearing black-tie bike shorts and a dress with weird seams that make it look like I’m a reflection in a Fun House mirror, and applying some dusty blue garage doors to my eyelids and if I have time, I’ll finger-comb some Batiste dry shampoo through my hair in the limo, because YOLO. Or LIGAF. Or whatever the acronym for “fuck effort, I’m only here for the booze” is.

But my say something nice is that she kind of looks like what the lazy sluts do on Halloween when they forgot to get a costume and all they have to work with is an orange dress from Bebe, so they just go out to the club as “Sexy..uh…Halloween Girl?“, which is literally my favorite thing ever.

Here’s more of Kerry, as well as all the other fancy-dressed hos from the Emmys in no particular order. Just kidding! I put the hottest first! Jon Hamm (the whole gallery should be pictures of Jon Hamm from various angles, but I don’t wanna be a creep)(too late)! Christina “Chichi Queen” Hendricks! Peter Dinklage! Donna from That 70s Show!

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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