Category: Taylor Kinney
Lady Gaga Gave A Shout Out To Her Old “Pennsylvania Guy” Taylor Kinney At Joe Biden’s Rally Last Night
As promised, Lady Gaga was the closing night act of Joe Biden’s final presidential campaign rally in his home state of Pennsylvania. Joe is from Scranton, and if he really wanted to go full-on hometown, he should’ve brought out every single cast member of The Office on stage. I don’t know what they would have done once they got up there. Sang the Dunder-Mifflin jingle that Darryl Philbin wrote while Dwight fired beets out of a cannon? This is why I’m not a campaign manager.
Lady Gaga said her connection to Pennsylvania is that she used to live in Lancaster. And just in case you still weren’t convinced of Lady Gaga’s Pennsylvania connection, she reminded everyone that she used to date Taylor Kinney, who is from Lancaster.
Lady Gaga “Leaned On” Jeremy Renner After Break Up With Fiancé
Us Weekly is reporting that this Lady Gaga/Jeremy Renner thing is turning into a thing. A very random thing. Okay then… any more strange couples want to slither out of the cracks? Paris Hilton and someone with intelligence? Khloé Kardashian and not a black guy? Who knows.
Taylor Kinney Is Sorry For Kinda-Shading Lady Gaga On Instagram
Nothing spooks the world like the Beyhive on Twitter, but their T.J. Maxx version, Lady Gaga’s Monsters, also really know how to wear a bitch down – just ask Ed Sheeran. Lady Gaga’s ex-fiancée – no, not THAT one…the other one – Taylor Kinney was on Instagram the other night, and when a fan said he got out just in time before Gaga became #Hollyweird, Tay liked the comment. Since Monsters are rational, they let him go along in peace. Oh, never mind. They lost their shit, so Taylor is now out with a mea culpa.
Taylor Kinney Got Shady Over Lady Gaga On Social Media
I can’t believe it’s been nearly three years since Lady Gaga split up with my only reason to watch NBC: Chicago Fire panty dropper Taylor Kinney. Gaga and Taylor tried to make it seem like it was all just bad timing and that they’re really good friends who support each other through thick and thin, y’all! Alas, Taylor may have just proven he’s as much of a bitter, petty ex as the rest of us.
Taylor Kinney Really Wants To Get Back Together With Lady Gaga
Last month, people started whispering that the romance between Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney had gone bad (almost as bad as that joke). Not too long after, Gaga tapped the metaphorical mic and announced that it wasn’t bad, just stale enough to be taking a break. Gaga explained she didn’t know what was going to happen to them, but that she believed they were soulmates and hoped they could work it out. Taylor, on the other hand, appears to be a whole lot less que sera, sera about the whole thing.
Lady Gaga Says She And Taylor Kinney Are Just On A Break
Yesterday, everyone reported that Lady Gaga’s relationship with Taylor Kinney was as dead as her dream of hearing her name called out by Anthony Anderson during the Emmy nominations. They were done! Over! The tacky engagement ring was off! And a blind item may have been solved! Last night, Lady Gaga hopped on Instagram to confirm the news herself, except she had just one teensy little correction to make. Their love isn’t 100% dead, it’s just in a coma.
Gaga took a break from her Mexican vacation to post a black and white picture of herself and Taylor looking like a a couple of hipster Precious Moments figurines with a caption about how they’re “soulmates.” It’s very ‘soap opera character talking to themselves in a mirror’, which is pretty much what I’d expect from Gaga. For full effect, wipe a thin layer of Vaseline over your screen and throw on the theme from Love Story.
I, for one, can completely relate to that. I’m currently in a long-distance relationship with the Cheesecake Factory. I don’t know why Canadians love that shit, we just do. I’ve been in love with them from the very first second that artery-clogging sweet cheese hit my lips. Sadly, the closest location to me requires a $500 plane ticket and a few days off work. The last time I saw them was two months ago. Sure, I can eat a President’s Choice frozen cheesecake at home, but it’s just not the same. Thinking about it almost makes me cry. If I’m getting this sentimental over crappy cheesecake, I can only imagine how it feels for Gaga and Taylor. Getting regular pussy and dick is right up there with cheesecake.
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