Category: Taron Egerton

Taron Egerton Feels “At Home” With The Gays

April 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Taron Egerton is on the cover of British GQ and he is talking all about his new Elton John biopic, Rocketman. Namely: how gaaaaaaaaaaay it is going to be and how he’s excited about all the homosexual flamboyance the film will be exuding in theaters this May. Put on your protective glasses because the glitter and rhinestones are going to positively leap at you from the big screens.

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Paramount Reportedly Wants A Gay Sex Scene Cut From “Rocketman” (But The Director Denies It)

March 23, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s Hollywood versus gay sex when it comes to the upcoming Rocketman movie due out in May. The Daily Mail is reporting that the studio behind the Elton John biopic wants to cut a scene featuring some amazing and delicious Nude. Gay. Sex. To quote Carrie Bradshaw in one of the only phrases she’s uttered which hasn’t aged poorly: “Not in the mood for gay porn?!”

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Elton John And Taron Egerton Performed “Tiny Dancer” At His Oscars Party

February 25, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s already off to the damn races for the 2020 Oscars, and Elton John helped Taron Egerton launch his campaign to become Rami Malek 2.0 last night. Elton always throws a big Oscars bash since it’s his annual big dick contest with Madonna and her own Oscars bash. Taron, who is playing Elton in the upcoming Rocketman, actually sang Tiny Dancer” at Elton’s party, and El was more than happy to oblige since Madge and Gaga’s publicity stunt couldn’t DARE be the news of the night.

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Taron Egerton Is Afraid To Be Alone With “Certain People” Post #MeToo

November 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Possible peen handler Taron Egerton is a movie professional so I’m going to have to assume he knows what he’s doing, but wringing his hands about #metoo and waxing poetic about his friendship with Kevin Spacey seem like maybe not the way to go when trying to promote your movie. But I guess Taron’s gonna do what Taron’s gonna do, no matter what me or his publicist thinks.

Taron’s still shaking the sequins out of his crotch from filming Rocketman, the Elton John biopic and is doing promotion for Robin Hood. So he’s making the rounds and spoke to Radio Times, commenting on both Kevin and the #metoo movement. Astoundingly, he’s now worried about being alone in a room with “certain people”, and Kevin isn’t one of them!

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Did Taron Egerton Come Out On Instagram?

November 10, 2018 / Posted by:

British actor and Kingsmen cutie pie Taron Egerton has effed with his hairline, drag-queened his legs, and packed his cakes into gold lame booty shorts to play iconic bitch queen Elton John in an upcoming biopic. Elton himself is in on the flick and has been coaching Taron on how to play him. (His coaching consists of “Just be a huge see you next Tuesday and make sure to openly and loudly despise Madonna. The rest will fall into place, luv.”) In a surprising aside, Taron seems to have taken method acting to the level of “Christian Bale needs CPR and a lot of fucking carbs on the set of The Machinist.OUT says that he might have come out by posting a pic of his boyfriend on Instagram.

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Open Post: Hosted By The First Official Look At Taron Egerton As Elton John

September 28, 2018 / Posted by:

If your kink is the buff dude from the Kingsman movies giving you a “Prince William circa 2010” hairline, freshly-Nair’d gams, Phoebe Price sunglasses, and knock-off Doc Martens that you’d wear to a Rocketeer-themed rave, then close the door, turn down the lights, light a candle, and grab the Jergens.

There’s been paparazzi pictures of 28-year-old Taron Egerton slathered in Elton John drag to play Madonna’s biggest fan while shooting the biopic Rocketman, but Paramount has released the first official picture of Taron as a young Elton. Taron also tweeted the pic and said that even though Rocketman doesn’t come out until May 2019 (and that’s a million years away and by then we could all be on Mars after stowaway-ing on a NASA rocket out of this dumpster fire), the first trailer is coming out on Monday.

Can’t wait for you all to see the trailer Monday. Words cannot describe how proud and excited I am.

Rocketman follows young Elton from his years at the Royal Academy of Music to the 70s. It also stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Richard Madden, Jamie Bell, and Gemma Jones.

I know that Taron plays young Elton and I sort of see it, but I cannot give my for-real opinion until I see him working a replica of the diamond cock ring that Eminem bought Elton. Do it for your art, Taron!

Pic: Paramount

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