Category: Take Your Broke Ass Home

Kris Jenner Will Sue You Even If You’re Broke

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris finds a way to monetize everything, even her search for a new assistant. She’s doing press for her partnership with Bumble Bizz, which is a “networking” offshoot of the dating app, but I just think it’s another way to find someone to bone.

Kris talked to HuffPo about finding a new minion, and somehow in the puff piece about that, we found out something we already knew: Satan’s proudest creation isn’t afraid to drag your broke soul to court if you do something she doesn’t like.  Continue reading

Tidal Might Be Mere Months Away From Going Broke

December 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Even though Jay-Z thought his $19.99/month version of Spotify would be the go-to platform for music and sound snobs everywhere, most people viewed it as a pain in the ass that drove people to re-download Kazaa in order to get a new Beyoncé album, since it kept all the good shit to itself. That mindset has apparently driven it to the poor house, since Tidal is allegedly months away from going bust. Continue reading

Tyga Paid Off His Unpaid Jewelry Bill, Then Got Served With Another Lawsuit

November 25, 2016 / Posted by:

What a birthday for Tyga! Seen above exiting a jewelry store last week while carrying a purse and humming “La la la la, wait ’til I get my money right,” Tyga is back at it with the shady-ass financials. Remember back in August when jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills demanded that Tyga pay up the $200,000 he owed on some tacky chains? Well TMZ is reporting that up is down, left is right, and Tyga has paid the full balance he owed with his own money, and not a dime came from his teenage girlfriend/landlady/sugar mama Kylie Jenner.

We’re told Tyga recently forked over $100k, plus some interest, to celeb jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills. This represents the full balance owed after Jason won a judgment against him … as we’ve reported, Tyga’s using his cash, not Kylie’s, to settle the bill. It’s a huge relief for Kylie, since Jason’s lawyers planned to make her reveal her financial info as part of their debtor’s exam on Tyga. Best part of this gift to Kylie? It can’t be repossessed.

But just as Tyga was riding high on the crest of a paid debt and some birthday boobs, he got served with papers.

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Nick Gordon Probably Won’t Pay That $36 Million He Owes Bobbi Kristina Brown’s Estate

November 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned that the real-life Lifetime movie villain Nick Gordon had been ordered by a judge to pay $36 million to the late Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate after he was found liable for her death last year. Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate might not want to hold their breath while they’re waiting for Nick’s money. Sources tell TMZ there isn’t a great chance that Nick is ever going to pay it.

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