Category: Take Your Broke Ass Home

Kris Jenner Will Sue You Even If You’re Broke

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris finds a way to monetize everything, even her search for a new assistant. She’s doing press for her partnership with Bumble Bizz, which is a “networking” offshoot of the dating app, but I just think it’s another way to find someone to bone.

Kris talked to HuffPo about finding a new minion, and somehow in the puff piece about that, we found out something we already knew: Satan’s proudest creation isn’t afraid to drag your broke soul to court if you do something she doesn’t like.  Continue reading

Tidal Might Be Mere Months Away From Going Broke

December 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Even though Jay-Z thought his $19.99/month version of Spotify would be the go-to platform for music and sound snobs everywhere, most people viewed it as a pain in the ass that drove people to re-download Kazaa in order to get a new Beyoncé album, since it kept all the good shit to itself. That mindset has apparently driven it to the poor house, since Tidal is allegedly months away from going bust. Continue reading

Tyga Paid Off His Unpaid Jewelry Bill, Then Got Served With Another Lawsuit

November 25, 2016 / Posted by:

What a birthday for Tyga! Seen above exiting a jewelry store last week while carrying a purse and humming “La la la la, wait ’til I get my money right,” Tyga is back at it with the shady-ass financials. Remember back in August when jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills demanded that Tyga pay up the $200,000 he owed on some tacky chains? Well TMZ is reporting that up is down, left is right, and Tyga has paid the full balance he owed with his own money, and not a dime came from his teenage girlfriend/landlady/sugar mama Kylie Jenner.

We’re told Tyga recently forked over $100k, plus some interest, to celeb jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills. This represents the full balance owed after Jason won a judgment against him … as we’ve reported, Tyga’s using his cash, not Kylie’s, to settle the bill. It’s a huge relief for Kylie, since Jason’s lawyers planned to make her reveal her financial info as part of their debtor’s exam on Tyga. Best part of this gift to Kylie? It can’t be repossessed.

But just as Tyga was riding high on the crest of a paid debt and some birthday boobs, he got served with papers.

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Nick Gordon Probably Won’t Pay That $36 Million He Owes Bobbi Kristina Brown’s Estate

November 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned that the real-life Lifetime movie villain Nick Gordon had been ordered by a judge to pay $36 million to the late Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate after he was found liable for her death last year. Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate might not want to hold their breath while they’re waiting for Nick’s money. Sources tell TMZ there isn’t a great chance that Nick is ever going to pay it.

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A Bankruptcy Judge Isn’t Happy That 50 Cent Keeps Instagramming Pictures Of Money

February 22, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been seven months since 50 Cent tried to weasel his way out of cutting a $7 million check for that sex tape lawsuit by declaring that his bank account is about as empty as the space between his butt cheeks after Vivica Fox packed up her tongue and split. And ever since then, he’s been using his Instagram account to prove just how “bankrupt” he is. Which is to say, not fucking very.

50 tackiness knows no bounds: he’s Instagrammed pictures of a mini-fridge filled with money, garbage cans full of cash, and, as you can see above, spelling out the word “broke” in $100 bills (never has Benjamin Franklin’s “I can’t with youface been more appropriate). Well, it looks like 50’s days of money selfies might finally be over. According to CNN Money (via NYDN), a judge has started side-eyeing all that Instagram bragging and wants 50 to start explaining where his broke ass is getting all that money from.

During a hearing in Connecticut last Thursday, Judge Ann Nevins said 50’s pictures showed a “lack of transparency” and was concerned that they might cause allegations of nondisclosure. She added that the process of bankruptcy needs to be transparent to inspire confidence in the process of declaring you’re broke, especially when the process becomes public (i.e. taking your lies to Instagram). Basically, Judge Ann pulled an “I got your number, hussy” on 50 Cent.

Not surprisingly, if you ask 2 Quarters’ lawyers about his financial situation, they maintain that he’s totally not lying about his busted bank balance. As of January, 50 reportedly owes almost $28.5 million to his creditors. Ugh, I’m so torn. On the one hand, my brain is telling me that 50 Cent is probably lying about being broke. On the other hand, my eyes are looking at that cheap flea market floor runner and thinking he might be telling the truth.

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