Ryan Gosling Barfed Up Sickly Sweet Words About Eva Mendes

Ryan Gosling hardly ever says words about Eva Mendes, because he’s always get a “Privacy Please” sign on his mouth, but while promoting The Big Short during an interview with Hello! Canada, he blew a dozen air kisses at her. Ryan’s words about Eva are like extra hot daggers stuck in the hearts of all of the “shippers” who think that true love doesn’t exist until Ryan and Rachel McAdams get married and have ten million McGosling babies.

“I know that I’m with the person I’m supposed to be with,” he says, adding that the only quality he looks for in a woman is “that she’s Eva Mendes. There’s nothing else I’m looking for.”

And just like that, thousands of Ryan Gosling fangirls are going to legally change their name to “Eva Mendes” so they can have the one quality he’s looking for in a woman.

Ryan also talked about their one-year-old daughter Esmerelda a little. Ryan says that it’s only her second Christmas, but she’s already adopted the tradition of over-playing holiday music to death:

“This will be our first Christmas where [Esmeralda is] sort of taking it all in, so that’s exciting. She’s obsessed with the Hanson Christmas album! No disrespect to Hanson, they’re very talented kids, but I think I’ve heard that record enough. I’m sure it will be on a loop this Christmas as well.”

Ryan is better than me, because if I had a child and that child wanted me to play the Hanson Christmas album on a loop, I’d take that as a not-so-subtle sign that my kid hates me and lives to see me in pain. I’d sit my one-year-old baby down and say, “I was going to wait until you were 18 to have this talk with you, but since you’ve given me no other choice, I’m going to have to ask you to move out immediately. I’ll help you find a new place on Zillow.”

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Vin Diesel Pays Tribute To Paul Walker With His Kid’s Name

The muscled-up sensitive chanteuse became a third-time daddy last week when his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez birthed out their daughter. They already have a 6-year-old daughter named Hania and a 4-year-old son named Vincent together. Vin didn’t immediately slip out his third kid’s name, but while promoting Fast and Furious I Lost Track Of What Number They’re On during an interview with Natalie Morales for Today, he told her his daughter’s name.

I was secretly hoping that Vin (born name: Mark Vincent Sinclair) would pay tribute to himself with his daughter’s name by naming her Vinilla Diesel. (Note: I’m pretty sure Vinilla Diesel is the name of a Sativa strain that my local weed shop sells.) Vin didn’t name his daughter Vinilla Diesel, because he named her after his late soul brother and friend Paul Walker. Vin said this to Natalie:

“I’m telling you this, because I love you, Natalie. You know I really do. I know you’re a good soul and I know that this is in good hands. But while I was in the hospital… The name that I will give you is… I named her Pauline. There’s no other person that I was thinking about as I was cutting the umbilical cord. I knew he was there and it felt like a way to keep his memory a part of my family, a part of my world.”

So Vin is holding his newborn baby in front of Paloma who was probably spread-eagle and huffing and puffing because she just gave birth to a human, and he thinks of Paul Walker? What is Paloma? The chopped liver who just carried his kid for 9 months and gave birth to her! No, I know what Vin meant and naming his daughter after Paul is sweet and touching. Paul is probably always with Vin, which is why Paloma didn’t think it was weird when he shouted, “This one’s for you, brotha,” as he shot the load of baby batter that knocked her up.

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