Category: Susan Lucci
Open Post: Hosted By La Lucci Taking A Tumble
Hasn’t La Lucci been through enough?!!?!
The universe can go tongue fuck a sloppy ass, because it has not been good to flawless human diamond Susan Lucci lately. First, we were at risk of the sun never coming out again, because the sun only comes out to gaze upon La Lucci and she almost died last year! Second, she graciously volunteered her precious time by walking in a fashion show for the American Heart Association’s Go Red for Women charity, which she’s a spokesperson for, and La Lucci nearly broke her La Cucci when she went BOOM on the catwalk. The universe must be a Days of Our Lives fan.
We Almost Lost La Lucci!!!!!!!!!!
The cover of this week’s People magazine is all about wiping the stain from Duchess Meghan’s tabloid-given reputation of being difficult (I’m still waiting for Prince George’s rebuttal), but those not-knowing-messes buried the real story of the week. In the pages of this week’s People is the story we should all be talking about: the human ray of glamour-dipped sunshine that is Susan Lucci could’ve died last year!
Susan Lucci Really, Really Likes To Work Out
While about 1.8 million Americans were driving through the McDonald’s window this morning for their Sausage McMuffin With Egg (I had to Google the breakfast menu for that gem- apparently despite A & W selling out of their Beyond Beef burgers in Canada this summer, not everyone in the world is vegan yet), Susan Lucci was working out on her Pilates PRO Chair, and you best believe, looking damn fabulous doing it! Susan says that at the age of 71, she works out six days a week and is proud of her rock hard abs.