Category: Survivor

CBS Announced Some Changes To “Survivor” In The Wake Of Dan Spilo’s Removal From The Game

December 18, 2019 / Posted by:

The finale of Survivor airs tonight and it’s going to look a lot different from past seasons. In light of the unprecedented removal of a player, Hollywood agent Dan Spilo, from the game for inappropriate touching, CBS has made some changes to both how the finale will play out and with their procedures moving forward. E! News reports that those changes could affect other CBS reality shows like Big Brother and Love Island, which would probably leave those shows with a 30 second running time solely comprised of a lengthy disclaimer and the opening credits.

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Hollywood Agent Dan Spilo Was Kicked Off Of “Survivor” For Inappropriate Touching

December 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Some serious fuckery is afoot over at CBS. On last night’s episode of Survivor, it was revealed that a contestant was removed from the game for inappropriately touching one of the producers off camera. That sounds like the good and right thing to do, but the problem is, the same contestant had already been accused of inappropriate touching by another contestant weeks earlier. His accuser Kellee Kim, was voted out the very same week she spoke up, and the creep in question, Hollywood agent Dan Spilo, was allowed to stay. Despite multiple incidents being caught on tape of Dan touching Kellee and walking around looking like the twin Harvey Weinstein ate in utero. To make matters worse, two other female contestants, Missy Byrd and Elizabeth Beisel, also said that Dan had been inappropriate with them, but later admitted they had “exaggerated their reactions” in order to get Dan voted out. But then changed their minds and blindsided Kellee instead (via People). Mess. Now, CBS is catching heat for the spectacularly bad job they did at handling the situation.

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“Survivor” Legend Rudy Boesch Has Died At The Age Of 91

November 4, 2019 / Posted by:

I’ve been a ride or die fan of Survivor since day one when Rudy Boesch took one look at Richard Hatch’s sunburnt naked ass and muttered, “What in the hell is this?” A star was born that day, and sadly, People reports that that star has died. The former Navy seal and crotchety legend has died at the age of 91 after a battle with Alzheimer’s disease.

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Jeff Varner From “Survivor” Lost His Job After Outing Another Contestant 

April 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Jeff Varner became THE MOST HATEST GAY DUDE IN THE COUNTRY last week when during an episode of Survivor: Game Changers, he desperately tried to save his torch from getting snuffed out (that’s Survivor talk for “voted out”) by telling his tribe mates that Zeke Smith is transgender. Jeff wanted to show his tribe how “deceptive” Zeke was and he used Zeke not telling everyone about being transgender as an example of that. Jeff’s pathetic and gross attempt to save himself majorly backfired and not only was he unanimously voted out of the game, but he also ended up unemployed. And as Varner heads to the back of the unemployment line, Richard Hatch basks in the glory of no longer being the biggest gay villain on Survivor.

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Survivor’s Jeff Varner Is Still Really, Really Sorry For Outing Zeke Smith As Transgender

April 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Before last night’s new episode of Survivor: Game Changers aired, one of its contestants, former HSOTD Zeke Smith, publicly came out as transgender, because he wanted to get ahead of the moment when a fellow contestant outed him. So going into last night’s episode, I knew he was going to be outed, but I had no idea it was going to happen in such an uncomfortably gross way. Last week I found out that the Nuku tribe actually killed and ate that baby goat instead of letting it go like editing led us to believe, and NOW THIS!

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Queen Bitch Colton Delivered The Gay Theatrics On Survivor Last Night

October 3, 2013 / Posted by:

SURVIVOR SPOILER ALERT! SURVIVOR SPOILER ALERT!

On this season of Survivor, past contestants play against their loved ones and Survivor: One World’s melodramatic Southern belle Colton Cumbie found himself on the opposite tribe of his boyfriend Caleb. On the first episode of Survivor: Blood vs Water, Colton said that he came back to the game, because he wants to show everyone that he’s not a whiny, spoiled cunt who throws a hissy fit tantrum and theatrically exits stage left whenever things don’t go his way. Colton is really a changed person and by that I mean that he hasn’t changed at all.

The last time Colton played Survivor, he suddenly came down with appendicitis and had to quit the game. Colton didn’t come down with another case of appendicitis this time, but he did come down with a serious case of dramaticbitchitis. On last week’s episode, Colton realized that the game isn’t really going his way and instead of playing the game by trying to turn things around, he threatened to quit and during this week’s episode, he did.

Colton channeled Susan Lucci when he turned on the tears and dramatically told Jeff Probst that he wants to quit the game again. Jeff Probst wasn’t letting a melodramatic bitch get away that easily. Jeff called Colton out for faking appendicitis during Survivor: One World to get out of the game (Colton didn’t have appendicitis, but he did have some kind of infection) and then continued to lash at him. After Jeff finished dragging Colton around by the hair, he let Colton out of the game and that ho ran into the arms of Caleb. Click ahead to the 2:05 mark to watch gay drama at its finest.

YAAASSS! I’ve always wanted to know what it would look like if Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler played Survivor together. Fuck, Jeff Probst in his mean mouth, though.  This is the hardest thing that Colton has EVER had to endure. Actually, that’s not true. The hardest thing that Colton went through was the time his only black friend (aka his housekeeper) called in sick and he had to stir the sugar in his orange pekoe tea by himself.

After Colton threw his hand over his forehead and sashayed away, his boyfriend Caleb said that he’s glad Colton quit because he doesn’t have to worry about that mess anymore. And here’s what Colton had to say about quitting.

And sometimes you have to make big moves to protect your king… Sometimes you have to sacrifice the queen early and that’s what I’m doing.” Colton shouldn’t be on Survivor. That queen should be on Game of Thrones.

via Towleroad

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