In an interview with the Associated Press (via The Hollywood Reporter), upcoming Pepsi spokeshoethrower Cardi B got into her reasoning as to why she turned down today’s Super Bowl halftime gig. “They wanted me to share a stage with Maroon 5. Need I say more?” wasn’t a quote that popped up during the interview to the surprise of myself and other readers.
Cardi B may not be the first person who comes to mind when you hear the words “political activist“. Ok, she’s somewhere amidst Gandhi, Amber Rose, and an elementary school cafeteria sit in demanding fish fingers Fridays, but not all heroes wear capes, and Cardi has thrown herself in the ring as the latest boycotter of Super Bowl LII.
Janet Jackson doesn’t have time for mess. She especially doesn’t have time for the gawky turd who betrayed her and caused her to be blackballed from the entertainment industry! 2004’s Super Bowl halftime show featured a guest appearance by Ms. Jackson’s nipple and the world lost its shit. Whether is was a “wardrobe malfunction” as stated or a deliberate attempt to titillate America, it was a misfire. A misfire along the lines of the Hindenberg Disaster, New Coke, and our last presidential election.
Justin Timberlake returns to the Super Bowl today as the halftime show, and Ms. Jackson wouldn’t set foot in U.S. Bank Stadium if her life depended on it! Continue reading
I guess the NFL has had its fill of controversy this season, because People confirms that “good boy” Goldendoodle, Justin Timberlake, will in fact provide the halftime show entertainment at the 2018 Super Bowl on February 4 in Minneapolis. Justin announced the big news last night a video of him and NBC “good boy” chocolate lab, Jimmy Fallon humping each other at dog park with glee.