Category: Stupid Shit
An Influencer Allegedly Caught COVD-19 After Licking A Toilet In The “Coronavirus Challenge”
And it wasn’t that TikTok moron who licked a toilet on an airplane as part of the “coronavirus challenge.” This is a different moron who now claims that he lost the challenge (or did he win it?) by catching corona. Coronalations! And he also picked up a Darwin Award while doing so.
Open Post: Hosted By Jif Peanut Butter Settling The Jif/Gif Pronunciation Debate
Jif peanut butter is trying to get some of their own “MR. PEANUT IS DEAD!” viral fame by pairing up with GIPHY to release limited edition peanut butter jars that promise to “settle the great debate” on how to pronounce Gif/Jif. OK, sure. The new Gif jars are being sold for ten bucks on Amazon, and it looks they’re already sold out because dummies love buying dumb shit.
Open Post: Hosted By A Naked Man Covered In Peanut Butter At A Texas Dog Park
The one thing I’ve learned in the last year is that dogs love peanut butter. If you put it on a spoon and give it to them they will be your best friend for life, or at least until you give them another spoonful. However, a man in Texas loves dogs so much he said “Fuck the spoon!” and covered his entire naked body (except for a skimpy gold speedo around his Snausages area) in delicious peanut butter then gave the bitches a treat by strutting around inside a public dog park. That sounds like the beginning of a highly illegal bestiality orgy porn or a highly illegal dog-eating-human snuff film.
Mariah Carey Is Getting Shamed For Not Making Her Kids Wear Seatbelts
Yodeling caroler of that one Christmas song your ear buds will be bleeding to until December 25, Mariah Carey, is catching flack after she posted a video of her kids, Moroccan and Monroe, being groomed to take over backups of said song. People aren’t only upset that “All I Want For Christmas” will carry over to the next generation, they are pissed because the 7-year-old twins weren’t wearing seatbelts in the car while singing.
Bette Midler Compared Women To The N-Word, And It Went As Well As You’d Think
Today’s cackle from Calabasas comes to you courtesy of a Bette Midler tweet gone oh-so-very wrong. Bette is normally a fiery presence on Twitter, and dragged Kim Kardashian for filth a few years back by saying if she wanted to take a selfie to show parts we hadn’t seen, she’d have to swallow the camera. Harsh! Accurate! Giggles! Well, nobody is giggling today (except maybe Kim since Bette is up Shit Creek) because Bette took to Twitter to say women are the “n-word of the world.” Yeah, she may not have thought before blasting that one out. Continue reading
Chris Brown And Soulja Boy Are Planning A Pay-Per-View Fight In Dubai
This should be good news for anyone who has wanted to get rid of a bunch of cash in a dumb way but can’t find a pack of matches or a paper shredder. You will soon have the chance to pay to watch Chris Brown and Soulja Boy work out their anger by wailing on each other.