It’s Monday, so you know the Kardashian Klan are in the news for some stupid crap. And I’m the one here to tell you it. You’re welcome and I’m sorry. 20-year-old Kylie Jenner claimed in an Instagram comment that she’s a natural beauty now that she’s have all of her filler somehow removed. Take that, Keke Palmer! Continue reading
Kris Jenner’s DNA must have some kind of co-dependent XX chromosome ladder chain that bonds all her daughters to each other. Because they all seem like they can’t take a shit without inviting the rest of their family into the bathroomfor a group selfie. The Jenner DNA, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to have such a strong bond. When it came time to let everyone know that little Kylie Jenner was pregnant, not all of her biological siblings were notified, like her half-brother Brody Jenner.
TMZ ran into Brody at LAX yesterday and asked him if he’s met his eight-day-old new niece, Stormi Webster. Brody has not, and admitted that he didn’t know Kylie was pregnant and said he hasn’t spoken to her in “a couple” of years or “a year and a half.” Because Brody thinks Kylie has just been “busy.” Is that the official excuse provided by the Kardashian-Jenners when they officially decide to ice someone out for insubordination? Caitlyn, chime in here if you can.
Brody and the Kardashian-Jenners haven’t exactly been close in recent years. So it probably shouldn’t be that much of a shock that Kylie kept her older half-brother out of the loop. Still, Brody says he would like to meet his niece Stormi. That’s nice. But he probably shouldn’t just drop in unannounced. Kylie is going to want to alert Kris, who will in turn make sure that there’s at least a couple KUWTK cameras around to catch it. Like when Brody introduces himself to Stormi, then to Kylie before realizing he didn’t recognize her with her latest face. Completely unscripted awkwardness is reality TV paydirt.