Category: Steven Soderbergh
Thandiwe Newton Has Left “Magic Mike’s Last Dance,” Denies She Was Fired Over A Fight With Channing Tatum About The Oscars Slap
Some fuckery is afoot on the set of Magic Mike’s Last Dance, the Magic Mike sequel, which is currently filming in London with Thandiwe Newton as the romantic lead opposite Channing Tatum. According to Variety, Thandiwe suddenly decided to step down, and Salma Hayek will be taking her place. The Sun reported that Thandiwe was fired by Channing, who is also a producer, after they got into it on set over The Slap at the Oscars of all things, causing the situation between them to become “untenable.” I know Will Smith really put his back into slapping Chris Rock, but damn, I cannot believe that shit is still echoing all the way across the pond! However, The Independent reports that Thandiwe denies The Sun’s report, and, in a statement, said she “made the difficult decision to step away” to “deal with family matters.” Sounds fishy, to be sure. But whatever the case, I’m sure the MM3 costume department took a look at the news circling the water cooler this morning and muttered “we’re gonna need a bigger bra.”
Steven Soderbergh Has No Interest In Directing A Superhero Movie Without Sex Scenes
Another high-profile Academy Award-winning director has decided to give their thoughts on superhero movies, aka the genre that has recently been dominating Hollywood harder than John Candy’s agent in the 80s. But unlike the current reigning champion of superhero hate Martin Scorsese, Steven Soderbergh isn’t here to be a total killjoy in regards to Marvel and DC’s catalog of films. Steven says he’ll likely never direct a superhero, simply because they’re not realistic. He’s got an issue with the flying and the spandex and the lasers shooting out of people’s hands, but specifically – he’s not into it because nobody is fucking.
Steven Soderbergh Admits That They Closed The Oscars With The Best Actor Category In Case Chadwick Boseman Won
Two Sundays ago, the Academy Awards broke with tradition by moving the Best Picture category to the third-last award of the night and closed the show with Best Actor. It made zero sense until you realized that the Academy was likely banking on a big, emotional ratings-grabbing end to the show when Chadwick Boseman was posthumously named Best Actor for Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom. Steven Soderbergh, one of the producers of the 2021 Academy Awards, wants to clear the air, and he’d like you to know that the category of Best Actor was moved on purpose in the event Chadwick won.
The Cast of “Contagion” Came Out With A Coronavirus PSA
What better way to capitalize on a global crisis than to bring back the stars of a re-discovered cinematic masterpiece and have them teach you how to wash your hands (if, by the way, your hands aren’t already raw from hourly scrubbing, Kate Winslet probably isn’t going to change your mind).
Where’s The Peen?
Here’s the first pic from the upcoming male stripper epic Magic Mike. This is lame, Steven Soderbergh. The only person missing a shirt is that stoned guy. This better just be the start of something filthy. If David Fincher can do THAT to Rooney Mara in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (omg, rape scene), you can slap multiple dicks in our faces.
We’re going to need realism. There better be some scenes of these dicks go-going down at the gay bar for extra scratch, and letting the occasional ‘mo blow them for drugs. I’m gonna need some buttcheeks in American flag thongs, and guys who can suck their own dick to scare the bachelorette parties before this shit gets signed off on. There better be dudes debating calf implants and shaving each other’s assholes.
This is supposedly Channing Tatum’s life story, by the way. I’m also signing on for this because I want to fuck him. Yeah, he looks like he’s carved from Mortadella and has a permanent herp derp to his mug but I still want to slap it around some. Don’t look at me like that.