Category: Stephanie Seymour

Stephanie Seymour Is Off To Rehab

February 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Ah, the back seat of a car driven by somebody else. Probably should have picked this option the night I was busted for a DUI.

Last month, the secretary of Versace’s 90s supermodel squad Stephanie Seymour was busted for a DUI in Greenwich, Connecticut after she threw her Range Rover in reverse at a stop sign on an off-ramp and backed into another car. The driver of the car wasn’t injured, but for some reason – drunk, probably – she decided to double down on shit decisions by refusing to take a sobriety test when the police showed up. I’ve never been arrested for being a drunk mess in my car, so I didn’t know if what Stephanie did was bad or bad-bad (like clear your schedule for the next 4 to 6 months bad), but it appears it was just bad.

Stephanie was in court today to deal with that DUI situation, and the NY Daily News says she won’t be doing any time because her attorney asked for a trip to rehab instead. This was Stephanie’s first DUI, and apparently rehab is pretty common for a first offender. Stephanie didn’t say anything during her arraignment, but her attorney told the judge he doesn’t believe his client has a booze problem and that she’s been on her best behavior since her DUI.

No word on where she’s going, but we do know that Stephanie will still be allowed to drive while she completes the program. She’s due back in court on April 4th to give the judge an update on her progress.

I still have no idea how someone like Stephanie gets a DUI. For example, please take a look at what she wore to court today. In what world does a woman who is married to a billionaire and owns a pair of black leather long gloves and a rich bitch cape-coat not have a full-time driver named Jeeves? Stephanie, you cannot own gloves like that and be driving yourself around.

Pics: Splash

Stephanie Seymour And Her Son Are At The Beach Again

March 18, 2011 / Posted by:

All the way back in January, most of the Internet threw “How Oedipus-ey of you” side-eyes at Stephanie Seymour and her young son Peter when pictures of them going to second base with each other made the rounds. Young Peter was on his mom’s tete like he just fell out of the womb and couldn’t eat solid foods. At the time, Stephanie told everyone to get out of her life space and she’s just really close with her kids. Young Peter said the same and also added that he’s gay and wouldn’t get on his mom like that even if she had tiny penises on her breasts instead of nipples.

Well, Stephanie, Young Peter and her husband Big Peter were back at the beach in St. Barts and no acts of possible incest groping went down! Probably because Stephanie and Young Peter know that judgmental eyes are watching and waiting to brand them with the SUCIO STAMP! You can tell Young Peter’s hand is heading for the chichis and Stephanie is like, “Heel. Later.

And Stephanie can never do wrong in my eyes ever since she wore that hot mullet wedding dress with the black pantyhose in the November Rain video.

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