The Kmart Karl Lagerfeld, Stefano Gabbana (seen above serving us with a case of Boca Raton Pepaw checking the mail for his social security check), is known for spending just as much time stirring his vat of shit soup as he does behind the sewing machine, so it should come as no surprise when he lashes at so much as a cute litter of kittens and labels them as fugly pussies. This week, Stefano bared his fangs in the direction of Selena Gomez, and her squad of Selenators told the Beyhive and the Swifties to hold their juice boxes. They had an Italian rat to exterminate. Continue reading
One example of “annoying” would be a sexually insecure straight dude in a traditionally gay occupation, over-correcting whatever his psychic trauma is by being a homophobic dickhead. Another example of “annoying” would be the same dude charging $2,275 for an ugly leopard-print diaper bag. Did I mention he’s a Melania Trump stan? Stefano Gabbana has “annoying” perfected.
Unlike many in the fashion industry, Stefano is more than happy to clothe Donald Trump’s wife in his fashions. He posted a pic of Melania wearing a Dolce & Gabbana dress on Instagram, thanking her and labelling her a “#DGwoman.” Someone came for him (via The Advocate):
“Sad when a gay designer doesn’t care about other groups being repressed, how much more money do u need?!?”
The tall (but just as dumb) half of Dolce & Gabbana once again came off bigoted when he corrected the commentator.
To which Gabbana replied: “Dont call me gay please!! Im a man!!! Who I love its my private life!!!”
Part of me wonders if maybe all of the Italian designer’s PR issues are due to a language barrier. But then I remember that he’s a multi-millionaire who can probably afford a military-grade plug-in to perfect Google Translate. And to that I say, “eff him.”