Category: Stedman Graham
Stedman Graham Is Out Of Quarantine And Reunited With Oprah
Can’t you just hear that picture? “WOOHoooOOO!” Oprah’s excited because Stedman Graham has finally finished his fourteen days in quarantine. While she’s spent the last two weeks livin’ it up mansion-stylez, 69-year-old Stedman’s been stuck in their ramshackle Santa Barbara guesthouse. But it’s his own damn fault. He waited too long to self-isolate, and was traveling for work as recently as March 19th. Huh, never knew Stedman was such a rebel.
Stedman Graham Is Quarantined In Oprah’s Guesthouse
Well, look who’s in the doghouse guesthouse after waiting too long to self-isolate! It’s Oprah’s long time paramour, Stedman Graham. Oprah ordered him to quarantine in the guesthouse of her $90 million Santa Barbara mansion. Stedman, 69 (noice), was still working and traveling as late as last Thursday. Oprah, 66, had pneumonia last year, and bronchial infection just last week, so there was no way she was letting Stedman’s irresponsible ass into their non-marital bed.
People Want To Know: Is Oprah2020 Happening Or Not?
I think we can safely blame Trump for this whole Oprah2020 business. If we weren’t so starved for rational, impassioned and coherent rhetoric, we might have been able to simply appreciate Oprah Winfrey’s very good Cecil B. DeMille acceptance speech for what it was. Instead, people got so caught up with the idea of Oprah>Trump that they lost their damn minds.
Oprah Reveals Why She Never Married Stedman Graham
It should be clear by now that if anybody is living their best life, it’s best life living encourager Oprah Winfrey. In a recent Vogue interview, Oprah revealed she is living every lotto players dream life by giving two big ole middle fingers in the air to every hooker that has ever tried to keep her down. Those hookers include The Man (obvs), the Industry (I’ll make my own then, dammit), Scarlett O’hara (Tara ain’t got shit on Oprah’s “Promised Land” estate), Chucky the killer doll (which beat Beloved at the box office) and ratched bathtubs. That last one may contain the the hidden key to everyone’s favorite speculation (aside from does she scissor Gayle): Why Oprah never married Stedman Graham.