Category: Starbucks
Kim Kardashian Showcased The Starbucks Inclusive Mini Mall For Her Children And Brought Her Dogs Inside For A Treat After Getting Shit For Keeping Them In The Garage
Kim Kardashian has been thinking of ways to spend even more money now that she’s another person chipping away at Kanye West‘s dwindling piggy bank. Luckily she bestowed his four children upon the world, and since the nannies can’t watch them all day, Kim needed a gimmick to tire them out so she can enjoy alone time in her mausoleum. One way she’s achieved this is by constructing a mini-mall in the backyard of her huge mansion. And hopefully, there’s a dog park for Kim’s alleged canine convicts because her daughter North West gave us all an update with a picture of them actually inside the house.
Ben Affleck Cheated On His True Love, Dunkin, By Grabbing Starbucks While Out With Jennifer Lopez
Ben Affleck has spent the past few years making Dunkin iced coffee approximately 92% of his entire identity. He even went viral last year when he became a semi-relatable meme as he juggled a stack of rain-soaked packages (symbolic of the trials and tribulations of life, obviously) as his beloved Dunkin (which I interpreted as sanity) precariously sat atop them, poised to come crashing down at any second–while he also tried to prevent his pants from falling down (not everything has to be a metaphor; bitch just needs to spring for a belt). But Ben is a changed man now that he married his supposed human love, Jennifer Lopez, this past summer. He frolicked in Paris, is so at ease that he fell asleep while afloat on the Seine, and allowed J.Af to hold him hostage include him in her TikToks. But now, things must’ve gotten super-serious; because while on a recent outing with Jennifer, Ben canoodled with Dunkin’s mortal enemy: Starbucks.
James Cromwell Glued His Hand To A Starbucks Counter To Protest The Cost Of Plant-Based Milks
To many people, James Cromwell is the stoic farmer from Babe who gentle parents a weird little pig all the way to a sheep herding competition win. But to the baristas of New York-area Starbucks, he’s just that guy who superglued his hand to their counter yesterday. Along with being a prolific actor, James Cromwell is also a long-time activist for a number of causes. And one of James’ current causes involves the price disparity of plant-based milks that are being steamed and foamed at your local Starbucks.
Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey, And Taylor Swift Are All Teaming Up With Fast Food Chains
‘Tis the season for corporations to shove themselves down our throats to remind us they exist and please, please, PLEASE, don’t blow all of your hard-earned dollars on butt plug stocking stuffers, save some cash for them!!! And what better way to get our attention than with celebrity partnerships? Enter Mariah Carey for McDonald’s, Justin Bieber for Tim Hortons, and Taylor Swift for Starbucks. All three are collaborating with their chains on special menu items and promotions.
Howie Mandel Was Rushed To The Hospital After Passing Out At A Starbucks (UPDATE)
UPDATE: Howie Mandel tweeted that he’s okay now and is at home.
I am home and doing better. I was dehydrated and had low blood sugar. I appreciate the great doctors and nurses that took such good care of me. Thank you to everyone who reached out but I am doing ok!
— Howie Mandel (@howiemandel) October 14, 2021
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Howie Mandel was rushed to the hospital this morning after passing out at his local Starbucks in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles. The 65-year-old was getting coffee with his wife and friends when he suddenly lost consciousness and fell over. He was then laid out on a cement bench (comfy, thanks guys!), paramedics were called to the scene, and they took Howie to a Tarzana hospital.
Open Post: Hosted By A Philadelphia Starbucks’ WAP Drink
If someone asked you to try their “WAP drink”, you’d probably assume they wanted you to chug their, uh… hmmm, how do I put this delicately in case my mother reads this post… their pussy juices. An authentic WAP beverage, wrung straight from a bucket and a mop. But a Starbucks in Philadelphia begs to differ. Their WAP drink is white mocha, almond milk, and pumpkin spice. So a whole lotta white, creamy liquid infused with espresso and pumpkin flavor. OK, sure! Happy autumn!