Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande may have broken up for the first time (that we know of; only sweet baby Jebus knows if it will be their last), but that doesn’t mean Ariana is sleeping alone at night. While the intense fire of her and Pete’s relationship may have dampened, she’s still in a committed relationship with a bed shitter. According to TMZ, Piggy Smalls, the couple’s micro pig, will stay with Ariana. TMZ says that while they were together when they “adopted” Piggy, Ariana “bought” her herself, which means Piggy actually is hers and hers alone. So not only were these two guilty of high crimes of TMI, they also dabbled in questionable pig trafficking practices.
In the tower of his fancy London political asylum cell, Julian Assange is celebrating like a giddy boy today with the news that Pamela Anderson has dumped her World Cup winning French soccer star boyfriend Adil Rami after he reportedly gave her a Cartier pre-engagemnt ring. Pamela, who customarily likes her men a bit more skinny and dirt baggy, has apparently had enough of Adil’s healthy soccer player glow and has kicked him to the curb after about a year of living together. Continue reading
Home Wrecker Hall of Fame Lifetime Inductees Sienna Miller and Angelina Jolie are bowing to their Queen Miranda Lambert today, who is slipping the First Place sash over her shoulder after declaring that less than a week after her boyfriend Evan Felker‘s divorce was finalized, she is “happily single“.
The worst thing about writing an article about Hayden Panettiere is that I always think of Rayna James (SPOILER ALERT) aka Connie Britton and get the R.I.P. Nashville sads. The second worst thing about writing a Hayden story is I always want to call her Hayden Panini Tear because I’m essentially illiterate. Hayden has been with her Ukrainian boxer beaux Wladimir Klitschko for nine years, and they even got engaged in 2013. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be because they have apparently called it quits, and signs point to there being a new dude in the fold.
Hayden’s mom, Lesley Vogel, for some strange reason gave an exclusive to Radar to blab that there are “a lot of changes” going on with her daughter, and that included saying buh-bye to Nashville the show and Nashville the city and hightailing it back to Los Angeles. Oh, and there’s also the split with Wladimir:
“Think there are a lot of changes going on in her life. But I think they’re positive changes. And I think that she’s taking some time.”
Homegirl didn’t take that much time because People is reporting she was seen leaving Craig’s in L.A. Thursday with some “mystery man” dancing in the parking lot while barefoot.
HAYDEN, this ain’t La La Land! Put some damn shoes on to avoid getting tetanus! Anyway, Hayden is still said to be on good terms with Vladimir Putin, er, Wladimir and even went to Greece with him and their daughter. Considering Hayden once did the straight-to-DVD Oscar bait Bring It On 900 (also called Bring It On: All Or Nothing), I hope the Greece trip was to prime her for her next straight-to-DVD masterpiece: Mamma Mia 3: Wlad-nando!
Those of us who only use social media as a way to find accidental celebrity peen should pour one out this evening. True love never lives long, and we’re reminded of that cruel bitch of a fact today because 45-year-old Josh Duhamel and 28-yearold Eiza Gonzalez have gone their separate ways. How are we supposed to see Duhamel dick going forward? Eh, if you have a working Google, it’s not that hard. Pun intended! Continue reading
Sam Smith may hate Grindr and platters filled with waffles, but it appears he now has reason to use both! Even though Sam has been hot-n-heavy aardvark-kissing up on 13 Reasons Why actor Brandon Flynn for the last few months, it appears they called it quits last week – and one of them has the Instagram deleting to prove it. Continue reading