If what you want, what you really, really want is some Spice Girls lesbian fanfiction come-to-life, Scary Spice has you covered. Because The Sun says that Mel B claims that she and Geri Halliwell bumped spice snatches once.
Does Victoria Beckham have an alibi?? Mel B hasn’t had the easiest few years with her divorce proceedings and the whole back and forth on whether the Spice Girls were going to get back together and make that money. The gals (sans Posh) are reuniting for a tour, but even that isn’t without its hiccups. The same day she was scheduled to fly to California from London, Mel had a scary incident that somehow involved broken ribs, an injured hand, and emergency surgery.
The Spice Girls are going on a reunion tour that currently only six dates and 80% of the original lineup. Entertainment Tonight says they stopped by the Heart Breakfast radio show this morning (of which Emma Bunton is a co-host) to talk about the tour and drum up some ticket sales, which officially go on sale this weekend. Even though Victoria Beckham has made it very clear she’s not joining them, noted Posh troll Mel B hinted that she might show up.
After what seemed like a year of Mel B saying over and over and over again that the Spice Girls will reunite, it seems that they finally caved and said: “Okay bitch, fine, Jesus–stop visiting me at work, fuck.” Well, all of them except for Posh. Try not to piss in your little black Gucci dress out of shock over that news.
Well, someone sure is a liar, liar, spice pants on fire. Not to knock a chick while she’s down, but Mel B has insisted the Spice Girls were reuniting for a tour WITH Victoria Beckham. There’s been about as many “Will they?” or “Won’t they?” stories about the Spices that it’s hard to keep track, but it did seem like Posh was focused more on fashion (and keeping her man away from the elementary school teacher’s lounge) than lip-synching to “Wannabe.” It now sounds like she’s getting the last zig-a-zig-ahh because there’s a report that the show will go on – Posh-less.
I like to think that’s the same “This shit again?” look Victoria Beckham gives every time she’s informed that Mel B has opened her mouth again and blabbed about a Spice Girls reunion. For months – nay, years, Mel B has been promising a Spice Girls reunion. According to The Sun, Posh is getting sick of hearing about it.