The months-long back-and-forth between all five members of the Spice Girls about a reunion tour continues, captivating 13-year-old me’s extremely short attention span and the world alike. There’s been denials and supposed confirmations. Mel B is now claiming that she doesn’t have to say, “Say you’ll be there,” to Victoria Beckham because VB will definitely be there.
In today’s episode of As The Spices Sit, we get yet another update on what might possibly be in store for that Spice Girls reunion, and as for concrete plans, it’s a bit, ah…Bueller? Bueller? Mel C tells The Sun that Victoria Beckham was telling the truth when she said that there isn’t going to be a Spice Girls reunion tour, contrary to what TMZ keeps saying.
I guess the only kind of Spice Girls performance Meghan Markle will be getting at her wedding to Prince Harry is if one of Fergie’s daughters is looking to pocket some cash as a DJ and decides to do a remix of “Wannabe.” Despite Mel B kind of implying on The Real that the five spices would be doing a number at the upcoming royal wedding, it sounds like that was a load of British BS. Continue reading
Poor Victoria Beckham must be able to make a diamond from clenching her butthole so hard while denying that the Spice Girls are reuniting for a tour, but maybe she was right after all! Reports from Mel B indicate the group is getting back together to possibly perform…as wedding entertainment for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding before they hit the road on that U.K./U.S. tour. Continue reading
We all know the Spice Girls got together a few weeks ago to figure out how to squeeze a few Benjis out of their legion of fans who would rather spend their dollars and pounds to hear middle-aged ladies sing “Spice Up Your Life” in lieu of making a mortgage payment. Initially, it sounded like they were just going to hawk Spice Girls merchandise and make a few TV appearances, but then it looked like they were going to embark on a concert tour. Victoria Beckham tried to say there would be no tour, but now a new report says there is definitely a tour happening. Who is lying here?! Is Posh getting replaced with a mop, and everybody forgot to let her know?! Continue reading
I’m sure your local TicketMaster office is in tears today over Victoria Beckham taking a giant Fashion Week dump on their dreams of her belting out a modern remix of “Not Such An Innocent Girl” during a solo arc at an upcoming Spice Girls reunion. All the spices got together for tea the other week, which led most people to say they were reuniting. Early reports said there wouldn’t be a reunion tour, but then there was rumor last week that Posh was going to zig-a-zig-alllll around the world for a tour. Alas, it is not meant to be. Continue reading