After less than a year of dating, 28-year-old Joe Jonas and 21-year-old Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones) have decided to make it a permanent thing by getting married. How I hope he keeps the Baby Magnum P.I. moustache for his wedding day. There’s nothing more romantic than wiping a snot sniffle out of your upper lip warmer.
Sophie Turner, who is best known as Sansa Stark from Game of Thornes to nerds and Joe Jonas’ latest beard to us shady queens, has now got some people wondering if she shares a bloodline with the Hiltons. In a video that’s been spreading like Joe Jonas’ ass cheeks in that fairy tale sex tape that proved to be a lie, some are hearing Sophie Turner say, “What up, my n—-!” But Sophie Turner says that she would never! Only your ears can be the Judge Judies and decide!
Because why decide on just one when you can help yourself to both? Kate Hudson wanted it all: underboob, underwear, sequined black censor bars, a giant flower putting another flower in a choke-hold, fancy little capes for her shoulders. Kate pulled up to fashion’s drive-thru speaker and ordered everything on the menu.
Razzie nominee Kate Hudson was at the SAG Awards last night as a presenter, which might be why she went red carpet casual by wearing a Dior dress with boxers underneath. If she tries to conceal her underwear by pulling her dress up higher, she’s gonna flash a whole lot of nipple. If she tries to cover up her underboob by pulling her top down a little, she’s going to show tons of underwear. Ha, listen to me – acting like Goldie’s thirsty daughter would ever be concerned with covering up an underboob situation.
Hints of glittery titty was a bit of a theme last night.
Emma Stone really didn’t have much to say about that junior prom princess dress when she reached Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet of the Golden Globes last night. The face she’s making in that picture above kind of says all that needs to be said, really. It’s very “Please direct all Worst Dressed lists to my stylist.”
The current #1 spot on the top of Ashley Greene’s shit list Joe Jonas might have a new special person in his life. And it looks like the lucky lady who gets to brush up against his thick n’ juicy brows as she goes in for a smooch is Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones.