Now that Jeremy Renner’s latest child support fight with his ex-wife is over, he can move on to bigger battles. Like trying to convince his stylist to throw a couple more of those gorgeous crystal beaded roses on his tuxedo jacket next time. “Come on, how many times do I have to tell you? Jer’s gotta sparkle.”
Back in July, Jeremy’s ex-wife Sonni Pacheco continued her quest to get money by accusing him of owing more than $48,000 in unpaid child support for their 3-year-old daughter Ava Berlin. On top of the $48,000, Sonni also wanted Hawkeye to fork over an extra $1,600 a month for Ava’s preschool tuition payments. If you happen to see Sonni Pacheco doing a little happy dance at an ATM today, you’ll know why. TMZ says that Jeremy is giving Sonni more child support money. Jeremy’s child support payments will go from $13,000 to $16,000 a month. He has also agreed to cut Sonni a $24,000 check to cover the cost of her lawyer and accountant. No word on if he has also paid back that $48,000 he allegedly owed her in unpaid child support.
When Sonni first asked for more money from Jeremy two months ago, he allegedly texted her back “I don’t have the cash to give you.” And yet, Jeremy somehow managed to find several thousand extra dollars to give her. It’s a miracle! Or maybe it’s not a miracle, but merely Sonni’s expert-level get money skills at work. Sonni asked for an extra $1,600 and she got $3,000. Sonny should really consider buying up some of those recently-closed ITT Tech campuses and open her own for-profit school. Sonni could get paid to teach the next generation of aspiring her secrets to landing a lucrative money-hustling gig (possible name: 9 Months to $uccess). It’s a win-win for everyone!
Jeremy Renner’s real-life daytime soap opera relationship with his ex-wife Sonni Pacheco continues! Sonni Pacheco, the Canadian model Jeremy was married to for 10 months and the mother of his 3-year-old daughter Ava Berlin, has accused Jeremy of a whole sweep week’s worth of drama in the past. She’s accused him of fraud and stealing her passport, being stingy with the child support and living in a danger nest of guns. Now TMZ says she’s accusing him of leaving her bank account high and dry to the tune of more than $48,000.
Sonni recently filed legal documents stating that Jeremy is a first-class deadbeat daddy who has fallen behind in his child support payments. Jeremy and Sonni finalized their divorce back in December. He agreed to pay her $13,000 a month in child support. Jeremy may have that Marvel money, but according to Sonni’s documents, he hasn’t been handing it over. Jeremy allegedly owes 4 months of child support payments, which totals $48,367.
Because Sonni’s accusations seem to always come in pairs, she’s also accusing Jeremy of repeatedly refusing to pay his half of Ava’s preschool tuition. Ava’s preschool tuition is $1,600 a month.
Sonni is asking a court to force Jeremy to cut her a check for the $48,3267 in unpaid child support, as well as make him foot the entire bill for Ava’s preschool each month. Sonni also included an alleged text message from Jeremy side-eying her current money situation:
“I’m not sure why you keep coming after more money here Sonni. I don’t have the cash to give you. I’m sorry you can’t figure out how to care for [Ava] with over 300k.”
No word on what Sonni will do if she doesn’t get that money, but I have a feeling it will start with the word “mysteriously leak” and end with “intimate videos“?
I am all for Sonni getting that unpaid child support. If someone owes your ass money, and you know for a fact that they’re bringing in some serious box office dollars, go get it. But asking him to also pay $1,600 a month for preschool on top of that? Maybe she could just take Ava’s preschool tuition payments out of Jeremy’s monthly child support checks? See, this is clearly why I’d never make a good gold digger. You can’t #getmoney by trying to think thrifty.