Category: So Tall So Blonde
Open Post: Hosted By Jim Parsons’ Newly Bleached Hair
Needless to say, months of quarantine has caused many of our greatest public figures to make questionable choices. I don’t have to remind you about Gal Gadot’s attempt at becoming the new Yoko Ono. Or Kevin Spacey continually reminding us that he still exists and is still awful. Or just any and all of Justin Bieber’s…entire life. Well, quarantine-mania has claimed another. Only this one is serving attention-seeking-eleganza-extravaganza the RIGHT way.
Taylor Swift And Calvin Harris Are Already THAT Couple Who Coordinates Outfits
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris TRIED it, but Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake still hold the title as the couple who gave us the greatest matching moment in history. The runners-up of that title are Ruby and Victor from my junior high school. Ruby and Victor were voted “Best Couple” (yes, we had that) and every Friday they’d both wear baggy stone washed jeans and an oversized Hanes white t-shirt with the words “Mi Amor” airbrushed on the back. I’d like to think that Ruby’s wedding dress was made out of those t-shirts. That’s how exquisite they were.
A week after Taylor and Calvin touched mouths at Kenny Chesney’s show, the two blonde giraffes left the HAIM show at the Troubadour in L.A. hand-in-hand which means they’re totally getting “intimate” and since we’re talking about Taylor of Sunnybrook Farms, that means they’re at the point in their relationship where she’s letting him play with her Easy Bake Oven. That’s not a euphemism. The paps say that Tay Tay and Cal Cal left the Troubadour through the backdoor (that’s not a euphemism either). They used the backdoor because they are an oh-so-private couple and are not the kind of STUNT QUEEN attention whores who use the front door. I’m sure minutes before these pictures were taken, Taylor’s publicist stood by the backdoor and whistled for the paps to come around.
And here’s more of Tay Tay and Cal Cal looking like Danny and Sandy in the final scene of Grease if Danny and Sandy exclusively shopped at J. Crew and BCBG.
