Category: So Relatable
Julia Fox Gave A Tour Of Her “Underwhelming” NYC Apartment With A “Small Mouse Problem”
When Julia Fox isn’t playing Captain Save-A-Ho to Kim Kardashian by accepting hotel rooms full of designer clothes from Kanye West or being gifted Chanel bags on a private jet by Drake, she’s just a humble New Yorker fighting against overindulgence by keeping it real! Julia took to TikTok yesterday to give a tour of the seemingly normal apartment she shares with her toddler son and “one” mouse (girl, there’s never just one).
Chrissy Teigen Hosted An Elaborate “Squid Game” Party For Her Wealthy Friends
Chrissy Teigen has given up her trollish ways and redoubled her efforts to solidify her online persona as #FunQueen, #RelatableQueen! She’s a #EmotionalAbuserOfVulerableTeensQueen no more! According to Gawker, Chrissy threw an elaborate party inspired by the hit Netflix show Squid Game where all her rich and beautiful friends gathered for an “absolutely epic night” of poverty cosplay which Chrissy presided over while dressed as Robot Girl, proving she really has learned from her recent “cancellation.” Chrissy’s one of us, one of the regular people! The VIP masks she and husband John Legend usually wear are exclusively for phones-collected-at-the-door, officially sanctioned Illuminati events only. She understands that now.
Chrissy Teigen Got Heat For Posting About Having Been Duped Into Buying A $13,000 Bottle Of Wine
Brace yourselves for the shock of the century, folks. Chrissy Teigen got shit on Twitter for posting something ridiculous. We’re at the point where we can start categorizing these events with alarming specificity. This time it’s another one of Chrissy’s I’m Still Relatable Even Though I’m Hella Rich, Right? Right? tweets. Here’s a quiz. How relatable was Chrissy’s tweet?
A: Relatable: I was going to order a bottle of wine then heard the price and laughed.
B: Slightly less relatable: I went to a restaurant and ordered a bottle of wine that turned out to be more expensive than I expected.
C: Not at all relatable: I got tricked into spending $13K on a bottle of wine by a waiter.
If you guessed C — Winner winner, chicken dinner (hopefully enjoyed with a nice bottle of cab priced under $30.)
Gwyneth Paltrow Took Credit For The Gluten-Free Craze And Thinks Psychedelic Drugs Are The Next Big Thing
Gwyneth Paltrow, inventor of yoga, is back on her bullshit and took credit for the “gluten-free” craze in a recent New York Times interview. Also, the whole concept of a drama-free break up (aka “conscious uncoupling”), that was because of her incredible influence as well. Lady Da Vinci has given us so much already, but she’s not done yet! The next big thing, according to G.P. (“as she is known to friends“), will probably be medicinal psychedelics. So when you start seeing middle-aged white ladies lined out the door for a Psilocybin Matcha Macchiato at Starbucks, you’ll know who to thank.