Martha Stewart’s manufactured friendship with Snoop Dogg has really been paying dividends. We already know this jailbird isn’t afraid to act on a hot tip from a friend if it’ll cover her cashmere budget for the year. So it should come as no surprise that Martha’s about to fuck with the Canadian cannabis company that distributes Snoop’s “Leafs by Snoop” line of weed for her own brand of CBD products.
Well, this is a fine way to find out that Snoop Dogg is now a dramaturg! Snoop is starring in an autobiographical stage play called “Redemption of a Dogg” and one of his co-stars is Tamar Braxton who plays his guiding angel and helps him find his path to Martha Stewart, I guess. However, at a recent performance in Washington, DC, Tamar disappeared halfway through the show and another actress had to take her place for the second half. After the performance, the audience was told she left because she had “an emergency”, but Daily Mail reports it was because Tamar was hongray and threw a fit when her food didn’t arrive backstage.
There’s nothing that gets a room to pop, lock, and drop it like some good R&B, and if you really want to raise the roof, why not take a hit of the good stuff and pop on some Snoop Dogg and Jason Derulo? “Wiggle” may have been the official song of every ladies night in 2013, but that shit still manages to get people boned – and apparently even a dog or two. Meet Zoey the boxer. Don’t let this demure look on her face fool you. Her human companion uploaded this video to YouTube, and it looks like Zoey is single and ready to mingle by the time the beat drops:
Zoey looks like she’s trying to get the attention of a passing camera at the MTV Spring Break house, and who can blame her?! There’s something about a Jason Derulo song that just makes those cheeks clap! Plus, she has moves way better than anything we’ve seen at the MTV Spring Break house. Oh, who are we kidding. I do the same thing when I see my waiter approaching with my order at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Even though Gin and Juice isn’t really a cocktail (it’s more of a concoction), Snoop Dogg was just awarded entry into the Guiness Book of World Records for helping to mix the World’s Largest Cocktail. According to Billboard, Snoop was joined onstage at the bougie BottleRock Napa Valley music festival by Warren G and Top Chef’s Michael Voltaggioto to create the giant drink.
Last night’s Bruno Mars Appreciation Ceremony, er, the Grammy Awards was chock full o’ boring ballads, but one part kind of brought out the funnies and it was a skit involving musicians reading Fire And Fury (the book by Michael Wolff about all the allegedly crazy and stupid shit going down in Trump’s house). Everyone from Cher to Cardi B took turns reading about Trump’s love for McDonald’s and maniacal ways, but the “surprise” reader at the end was Hillary Clinton. Trump’s supporters naturally lost their minds seeing their favorite punching bag take time away from Cardi B’s gift of sound effects. Continue reading
And they said it wouldn’t last! The love affair between Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart is showing no sign of stopping. The unlikely duo first met when felon and lifestyle maven Martha Stewart had rapper and weed connoisseur Snoop Dogg on her show to make mashed potatoes back in 2008 (thanks, Obama!). From that moment on, the two realized they had a mutually beneficial relationship playing off each others personas. After Snoop’s first appearance on Martha’s show, she took to her blog to break down his now signature wordplay for her audience in the waspiest way possible. (Via Revelest):
“He and his posse add ‘izzles’ onto the ends of words. It’s kind of a code, or a way of communicating so that others won’t know what they’re talking about. Example: fo shizzle is how they say, for sure.”
Snoop and Martha’s mutual admiration society held strong after that, and in addition to having Martha as his Spades Partna 4 Lyfe (presumed), they have a cooking show on VH1 called Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party (confirmed). They’ve just released a promo for season two, which is an homage to the sexy pottery wheel scene in Ghost, and things get messy. A chocolate cake. A reach around. Finger sucking. Whatever the sexual/sociologically acceptable term is for poo play. It’s all there. And I’ve got to be honest, it’s made me curious. I might actually have to tune in now. Thanks Snoop and Martha!