Category: Smelly Pussy

Open Post: Hosted By Goop’s New Orgasm-Scented Candle

June 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Gwyneth Paltrow has had so much time to think in quarantine that she came up with the follow-up to her infamous pussy candle. She was on The Tonight Show via video call from her luxurious looking house (trick has a lit fireplace–in the summer!) and told Jimmy Fallon about her new product. Now you can make your room smell like both a vagina and an orgasm. Perfect! I’ve always wanted my home to smell like a Bang Bros. production set!

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Joanna Krupa Throws A Lawsuit At Brand Glanville For Saying She’s Got A Stank Cooch

January 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Joanna Krupa, sometimes model and reality trick from the now dead Real Housewives of Miami (Never 4get La Bruja) made good on her threat to sue the hanging tampon string out of full-time attention whore and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ resident drunk shit stirrer Brandi Glanville for constantly bringing up the scent of her pussy. Oh America, the land of the free and the home of the trashy messes who can sue each other for saying that their vagina smells like rotten carp lying on the floor of a subway train in the middle of August.

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