This Open Post is coming at you all a little early, because I want to welcome Dlisted’s two newest writers, Kristian and Jovi. Starting today, Kristian is helping out this summer during the weekdays because Mieka is taking a little time off to write a porn novel about Stanley Tucci as an escort whose speciality is fucking women in the cooch with his peen head. Jovi is going to help J. Harvey out on the weekends starting on June 23rd. And as they do that, I’m still working on the Dlisted podcast, which is turning out to be like my dad on my birthday: never going to show up! No, it’s coming very soon, but also like my dad, it’s only going to disappoint you. But I’ll save that talk for my therapist.
The Beef is back, ya’ll! And surprise, surprise; he’s doing some meta artsy-farty movie in which he plays his own dad. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Shia LaBeouf is filming a movie called Honey Boy (his dad’s nickname for him), which he wrote, and is playing a character based on his father, Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf. Jeffrey apparently is among the follically challenged so, Shia being Shia, sports a partially shaved his head and goober glasses for the role.
In the summer of 2017, Shia LaBeouf was arrested for disorderly conduct in Savannah, Georgia, where he was filming a movie. During his arrest, he hissed a plethora of racial and sexist insults to the police. Shia is finally talking about the shit buffet he served up during his arrest, and a now-sober Shia is really ashamed of what he did.
Earlier this summer, Shia LaBeouf was arrested for disorderly conduct in Savannah, Georgia. Not long after the news broke about his arrest, police body cam footage was released showing a drunk Shia screaming a variety of hateful racist shit at the arresting officers. Shia finally took care of that situation in a Savannah court this morning, and TMZ says he plead guilty.
Shia LaBeouf found himself on the wrong end of a pair of handcuffs this weekend when he got arrested again for being a loud, drunk mess at 4 am in in Savannah, Georgia. TMZ recently got their hands on the bodycam footage of Shia being very drunk and extremely disorderly.
Mess-chevious actor Shia LaBeouf has a lot going on. When he’s not making indie films because he’s had it with Hollywood (or vice versa), he’s a serious artiste who’s always giving us thought-provoking creations, like placing a bag on his head or pissing off Neo-Nazis (that last one’s pretty good). And when he’s not doing that, he’s getting drunk as hell and getting into fights. Shia is an angry drunk. He’s the kind of drunk that you will walk past in a bar and he’ll have an evil, homicidal gleam in his eye when he asks you what you said to him. And it’s no use telling them that you don’t know them and you were just headed over to the jukebox to get tyrannical with the TouchTunes! Shia’s one of those and he proved it again in Georgia early this morning, according to TMZ.