Category: Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Went To Texas To Get Her Head Right After More Justin Bieber Drama

March 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Every time I hear about Selena Gomez trying to get her shit together while still flopping around like a wide-eyed used car lot air dancer powered by the hot air emanating from Justin Bieber, I want to scream at her, “Girl, pull that air hose out of your ass and come down off that cross!E! News reports that Selena may be making a small step in that direction by decamping from L.A. and heading home to Texas to “clear her head” after a rough patch with Justin and a disagreement involving his super churchy b-day party.

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Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Getting In Some Non-Breakup Space

March 8, 2018 / Posted by:

If this were an episode of Friends, it would NOT be okay for Justin Bieber to start sticking his Canadian bacon in a non-Selena Gomez oven, but I’m sure that won’t stop him. I guess couples counseling isn’t working, because sources say Justin and Selena have been getting into little arguments, and things aren’t as maple syrup-y sweet as it was when they were attending 24/7 Sunday School. The two have decided to take some time away from each other. Continue reading

Selena Gomez Spent A Couple Of Weeks In Rehab Getting A Tune Up

February 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Selena Gomez has been doing some much needed self-care and recently spent two weeks in a Justin Bieber dependency rehab facility. Sorry, my bad, I totally read that wrong. UsWeekly says it’s actually a  “treatment facility focused on mental wellness and empowerment”. The New York facility provides “clean eating” as well as treatment for mental and physical health. No word if Selena was allowed to bring her giant teddy bear but they did let her bring her telephone. Selena was last in rehab in 2016.

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Selena Gomez’s Relationship With Justin Bieber Might Be Nearing Its Expiration Date

February 1, 2018 / Posted by:

After three months and numerous Jesus-supervised couples counseling sessions, Selena Gomez and her recurring rash of a boyfriend Justin Bieber might be very close to calling it quits again. Selena’s mom (and current president of the No Justins Club) Mandy Teefey is no doubt doing a dance of joy upon hearing this news. Continue reading

Selena Gomez Claims She Donated More Money Than She Made Working With Woody Allen To Time’s Up

January 17, 2018 / Posted by:

With the way the winds been blowing these past few weeks, it’s probably going to be “time’s up” for Woody Allen sooner than later. I mean, if smug Alec Baldwin is your hottest and most flexible cheerleader, maybe it’s time to hang up your helmet. Selena Gomez‘ work with Woody has come under scrutiny yet again in the wake of her involvement with the Time’s Up movement and she responded.

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