Category: Secret Married
Emma Stone May Have Gotten Secret Married During Lockdown
At the end of last year, we learned that Emma Stone was pulling a Scarlett Johansson (no, not like that – she learned her lesson), and was engaged to her boyfriend Dave McCary, a writer on Saturday Night Live. Then in March, we learned that they postponed their wedding because of the coronavirus lockdown. Because it’s not fun to do the Cha-Cha Slide while the DJ is saying, “Slide no more than six feet to the left, clap your hands but don’t touch your face.” But while some people are waiting until things go back to relative normalcy before they re-send out their save the dates, Emma and Dave might have gotten impatient and just did the whole thing in quarantine secret.
Michelle Williams And Thomas Kail Got Secret Married
In #theseuncertaintimes, it’s so important to take a moment to appreciate those among us who are providing essential services. Today, doctors, nurses, public works employees, grocery clerks, truckers, farm workers and Hollywood publicists are all working overtime to meet our most basic needs. White Michelle Williams’ publicist would probably like to take a break, but they put the Greater Good over their own personal needs, and put on their best “source” voice to call Us Weekly to confirm that Michelle and her fiancé Thomas Kail were secretly married. And for that, I am thankful.
David Harbour And Lily Allen Might Be Married
Super random Transatlantic couple, Lily Allen and Stranger Things bear daddy, David Harbour, may or may not be married. They made their society debut last summer (read: necked at a boxing match), and a couple months later, Lily pap-flashed a possible engagement ring.
Then on Wednesday, the plot thickened. Lily, 34, and David, 44, did this really “cute” thing where they pretended to be Instagram Live-ing thousands of miles apart. Then Lily busted into David’s room, and was like, “You just got X-ed!”, revealing they’d been in the same house the whole time. Awww, hijinks that are slightly less eyeroll-worthy than celebrities trying to bring the world together with bad singing.
Joshua Jackson And Jodie Turner-Smith Might Be Married
Scruffy hotness Joshua Jackson of Dawson’s Creek and The Affair and Queen & Slim’s Jodie Turner-Smith made their rumored relationship public at the film’s premiere’s in L.A. on Thursday night. And they were both wearing some pretty telling jewelry. People is musing that they might be married. That would be annoyng seeing as it took me years to get him away from bland-ass Joey Potter and then that Diane Kruger trick and now Pacey might have gone and married this new girl?!?! WHEN WILL HE SEE ME FOR HIS ONE TRUE LOVE?
Zoe Kravitz Got Secret Married To Karl Glusman
We’re but one month away from the kickoff of every Pinterest-loving, The Bachelor-binging sorority girl’s favorite season, wedding season. But one person who won’t be nervously sweating Lady Speed Stick through her gown during wedding season is Zoe Kravitz, because she went ahead and took all the pressure off by secretly getting married to her fiancé Karl Glusman.
Miranda Lambert And Her New Husband Met In November
I’m starting to think that Miranda Lambert‘s New Year’s resolutions read like a list of random acts like:
1) Beat a bitch with some lettuce.
2) Marry someone you barely know.
3) Call the divorce lawyer on St. Patrick’s Day after bar hopping.
If this is what her list looks like then she’s truly living her best life for sticking to her resolutions. However, many were confused when she popped up with the news that she married a dude named Brendan McLoughlin over the weekend, and wondered where did he come from. It all started on November 2 when Miranda, along with her Pistol Annies band mates Ashley Monroe and Angaleena Presley performed in New York during Good Morning America in Times Square. While they were busy singing for their supper onstage, Brendan, an NYPD officer, was in the crowd trying to keep fans away from the stage. That’s probably a good idea since Miranda tends to like altercations with people screaming in her face, even though these would have been people cheering her on rather than inviting her to another fight.