As far as anyone on the outside knew, Cardi B’s relationship with Migos rapper Offset was that she was his fiancée, he was her yet-to-be-born baby’s father, and they were the type who would pose on the cover of Rolling Stone with him kissing her bare-from-the-boobs-down body. What we didn’t know is that Offset is actually Cardi B’s husband, according to TMZ. We missed the wedding? What a shame, I would have loved to have bought her a toasturrrrrrrr.
Not very long after Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got back together, she was seen wearing an engagement ring. So it seemed like it was inevitable that Miley would twerk down the aisle, but last month, a source let it be known that they already consider themselves to be married, and that they had “zero plans” for an “actual wedding.” They might not have been planning a wedding, but according to the Australian tabloid NW (via The Daily Dot), they recently got married.
Consider your childhood dreams of ever becoming Mrs. or Mr. Ricky Martin shattered because he’s officially married to Jwan Yosef, who is absolutely hotter than all of us so we never really had a chance anyway. E! News is confirming that Ricky and Jwan have dotted all their Is and crossed all their Ts and are now each other’s ball and chain. And now I’m imagining their beautiful lovemaking which, in my fantasy, involves a lot of greasy, sweating lifting and throwing of balls and chains.
For a very long time, I thought that Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet were lucky and won the marriage lottery. Lisa Bonet was lucky, because who wouldn’t want to brag that they get to curl up next to Jason Momoa ’til death did them part. And Jason Momoa was lucky because he was married to the legend that is Lisa Bonet. The only thing is, they weren’t actually married.
It was generally believed that Jason and Lisa got married back in November of 2007. I don’t know whose anniversary that is, but it’s not theirs. According to People, they got married last month in a “very intimate” ceremony. But UsWeekly’s source says that their wedding was a “big party” at their house in Topanga and a whole bunch of people came from out of town for. The guest list included Lisa’s daughter Zoe Kravitz, Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender, as well as some of Jason’s former co-stars.
Jason and Lisa have two kids together, Lola (10) and Nakoa-Wolf (8). This is Jason’s first marriage, and Lisa’s second after Lenny Kravitz. For years, Jason has referred to Lisa as his “wife” in interviews. But people do that all the time, so it’s not like he was telling the lie of all lies. But still, that one shady mess of a cousin some of us have in our families better not get any ideas from this situation with Jason and Lisa. I know your first marriage was legit, Denise – you already got one waffle maker out of me, you’re not getting a second.
On February 6 of last year, Elle King, singer and Rob Schneider’s kid, announced she was getting married to her boyfriend of two weeks Andrew Ferguson. Elle and Andrew made plans to get married this April, but their wedding didn’t happen. Around the time she was supposed to get married, she claimed to have “skipped out” on her wedding. Yesterday, Elle announced on Instagram that she’s divorcing Andrew, because as it turns out, they had actually gotten secret married less than a week after they got engaged.
“We secretly got married 3 weeks after we met on 2/14/2016. It was and will forever be, one of the happiest days of my life. This photo was taken today, 5/15/2017. A month after what should have been our big wedding ceremony. My heart is broken. My soul aches. I am lost. He is the greatest love of my life. He is my best friend. As we separate, and attempt to find our footing through life, all I can hope for us is that we both find happiness within ourselves. I love you. You’ll always have my heart. You’ll always be my first husband. Please be respectful of our emotions and our space during this time. Everybody thought I lost my mind and I did. So, be kind.”
Elle doesn’t say why she and Andrew decided to get divorced, but it sounds like it’s a crappy situation for them. I would assume calling off your not-secret follow-up wedding to your secret wedding isn’t a decision one takes lightly. But I’ll be honest, I’m shocked to hear this news. Who would have thought that the marriage of a famous-ish rock-style musician to her boyfriend of a mere three weeks would have lasted longer than a year?
During her acceptance speech for Album of the Year at the Grammys last month, Adele referred to Simon Konecki, the father of her son and partner of 5 years, as her “husband.” But then backstage, she threw the car in reverse and went back to calling him her “partner.” So confusing, Well, wonder no more.