When Ariana Grande and her fiancé Pete Davidson stepped onto the pink carpet of the MTV VMAs last night, there was one specific item that caught people’s eyes and made it instantly feel like a secret had been revealed. No, it wasn’t Ariana’s 1980s interplanetary superhero dress. Pete was wearing a little beaded bracelet on his right wrist that many are thinking might be a not-subtle clue about the true status of their relationship.
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands so that every question on the upcoming media tour for the show you star on isn’t about the nasty-ass creep who got booted. Well, that’s at least what I imagine was running through Robin Wright’s head over the weekend, but that’s also because I think she lives a Claire Underwood life off-screen, too.
While there was a rumor earlier in the year that Robin and boyfriend Clement Giraudet, the head of VIP relations at Saint Laurent, got married, it appears they waited until this past weekend to tie the knot in what seems to be a The Princess Bride-themed wedding.
Talk About Rude, Michelle Williams Got Married To Her Man Phil Elverum Earlier This Month And Didn’t Tell Us
Not only did Michelle Williams rudely keep the news of her wedding to herself, but she also kept the news of her boyfriend to herself. The hell kind of GD celebrity is she? Doesn’t she know that as a celebrity she’s got to allude to dating a new dude by putting emoji hearts in the comments of one of his Instagram posts, and she’s supposed to post an up-close picture of her diamond ring a second after getting engaged, and do a sponsored IG story devoted to the Flat Tummy Tea cake she served at her wedding reception? Michelle Williams isn’t even on Instagram. So I don’t know why she’s even on the cover of Vanity Fair. I thought Vanity Fair only put celebrities on the cover. Michelle Williams should really be on the cover of Vanity Not Fair for not sharing every detail with us. For shame.
As far as anyone on the outside knew, Cardi B’s relationship with Migos rapper Offset was that she was his fiancée, he was her yet-to-be-born baby’s father, and they were the type who would pose on the cover of Rolling Stone with him kissing her bare-from-the-boobs-down body. What we didn’t know is that Offset is actually Cardi B’s husband, according to TMZ. We missed the wedding? What a shame, I would have loved to have bought her a toasturrrrrrrr.
Not very long after Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got back together, she was seen wearing an engagement ring. So it seemed like it was inevitable that Miley would twerk down the aisle, but last month, a source let it be known that they already consider themselves to be married, and that they had “zero plans” for an “actual wedding.” They might not have been planning a wedding, but according to the Australian tabloid NW (via The Daily Dot), they recently got married.
Consider your childhood dreams of ever becoming Mrs. or Mr. Ricky Martin shattered because he’s officially married to Jwan Yosef, who is absolutely hotter than all of us so we never really had a chance anyway. E! News is confirming that Ricky and Jwan have dotted all their Is and crossed all their Ts and are now each other’s ball and chain. And now I’m imagining their beautiful lovemaking which, in my fantasy, involves a lot of greasy, sweating lifting and throwing of balls and chains.