Category: Secret Married

Miranda Lambert And Her New Husband Met In November

February 18, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m starting to think that Miranda Lambert‘s New Year’s resolutions read like a list of random acts like:

1) Beat a bitch with some lettuce.

2) Marry someone you barely know.

3) Call the divorce lawyer on St. Patrick’s Day after bar hopping.

If this is what her list looks like then she’s truly living her best life for sticking to her resolutions. However, many were confused when she popped up with the news that she married a dude named Brendan McLoughlin over the weekend, and wondered where did he come from. It all started on November 2 when Miranda, along with her Pistol Annies band mates Ashley Monroe and Angaleena Presley performed in New York during Good Morning America in Times Square. While they were busy singing for their supper onstage, Brendan, an NYPD officer, was in the crowd trying to keep fans away from the stage. That’s probably a good idea since Miranda tends to like altercations with people screaming in her face, even though these would have been people cheering her on rather than inviting her to another fight.

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Miranda Lambert Got Surprise Married To Her NYPD Boyfriend Of A Few Months

February 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Well I’ll be a corn shucker’s silver dollar pancake! Last week boot scootin’ salad tosser Miranda Lambert went and surprised us all (not really) by throwing some lettuce on a stranger in a steak restaurant. Not that Miranda needs an excuse to toss a salad in public whenever she feels like it, but now we know the real reason why she did it! Miranda was just releasing some pre-wedding jitters. That’s right, Miranda has gone and surprised us all again (not really) by getting secret married to her new boyfriend of a few minutes.

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Stacey Dash Got Secret Married

October 14, 2018 / Posted by:

For a woman who seems to take her angry typing fingers to her keyboard every ten minutes or so, Twitter Politician Stacey Dash did a great job staying mum about the fact that she got secret married back on April 6. The wedding, Stacey’s fourth, took place in Florida (because of course it did). And who is the lucky groom? Stacey’s fellow is a man by the name of Jeffrey Marty, better known as the man who created the fake Twitter handle @RepStevenSmith who was the first (and most importantly fake) “member of Congress” to endorse Trump for President.

These two lovebirds seem like a match made in Conservative heaven! Someone assemble a reality camera crew and start filming this STAT!

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Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Reportedly Did Get Married And Without A Prenup

October 2, 2018 / Posted by:

So I guess Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are like legit married? This is what we can confirm? It sure is what TMZ is saying is the truth. We know they for sure got a marriage license and were chilling at a courthouse. But Hailey denied they were married. So they are most likely married, but for some reason are being weird about it. Maybe TMZ has insight into that weirdness, because according to them: there is no prenup. Congrats Hailey, and Stephen Baldwin who now has a new job: calling his daughter every day for a loan.

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Pete Davidson And Ariana Grande Might Already Be Married

August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

When Ariana Grande and her fiancé Pete Davidson stepped onto the pink carpet of the MTV VMAs last night, there was one specific item that caught people’s eyes and made it instantly feel like a secret had been revealed. No, it wasn’t Ariana’s 1980s interplanetary superhero dress. Pete was wearing a little beaded bracelet on his right wrist that many are thinking might be a not-subtle clue about the true status of their relationship.

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Robin Wright Married Her French Fashion Executive Boyfriend Over The Weekend 

August 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands so that every question on the upcoming media tour for the show you star on isn’t about the nasty-ass creep who got booted. Well, that’s at least what I imagine was running through Robin Wright’s head over the weekend, but that’s also because I think she lives a Claire Underwood life off-screen, too.

While there was a rumor earlier in the year that Robin and boyfriend Clement Giraudet, the head of VIP relations at Saint Laurent, got married, it appears they waited until this past weekend to tie the knot in what seems to be a The Princess Bride-themed wedding.

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