Category: Secret Babies

A Secretly-Pregnant Anna Kournikova Has Reportedly Given Birth To Twins

December 18, 2017 / Posted by:

For those of you who have stumbled upon an old flip phone or a Von Dutch hat while cleaning out the back of your closet, and wondered if one of the mid-2000s favorite couples was still together, yes they are. Despite keeping their relationship extremely secret, Enrique Iglesias is still very much with Anna Kournikova. And according to TMZ, they recently took their 16-year-long semi-secret relationship one step father by secretly having twin babies together. Ah, so it would appear Enrique’s penis isn’t so defective after all!

TMZ says that 36-year-old Anna gave birth to a boy and a girl on Saturday in Miami. This is the first and second child for both herself and 42-year-old Enrique. TMZ’s sources claim the twins are named Nicholas and Lucy. TMZ points out that no one knew Anna was pregnant; she never announced it, and they believe the last time she was seen in public was November of 2016. UsWeekly mentions that there were no signs of pregnancy on either Anna nor Enrique’s Instagram accounts. For example, Anna posted this photo the day before she reportedly gave birth.

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Anna has never confirmed that the giant wedding-style rock she wears on her left hand is a wedding ring. So who knows if we’ll hear anything more about these babies. We probably shouldn’t hold our breath for a picture of Enrique cradling his twins on the front of a magazine next to a cover line that reads: “I CAN BE YOUR HERO, BABIES!“. Which is too bad because, damn if that wouldn’t have been the perfect cover.

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Carey Mulligan Had A Hush Hush Baby

September 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Doe-eyed waif Carey Mulligan had a secret baby last month with her Mumford & Sons husband Marcus Mumford. It’s the couple’s second baby, they also have a 2-year old daughter named Evelyn Grace. True to form, Carey quietly appeared at TIFF (pics in the gallery below) and made nice nice with the public instead of being all sloppy and telling us about her reclaimed wine barrel birthing tub or whatever.

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Surprise! Andy Samberg And His Wife Had A Secret Baby

August 8, 2017 / Posted by:

…and Beyoncé is somewhere pissed that she didn’t think of this maternity strategy first! Us Weekly says Andy Samberg and his wife, Joanna Newsom, secretly had a baby girl and only just announced it. They have been married since 2013 and dated for five years before that, making them a damn unicorn among the typical attention-seeking hos in Hollywood with a case of the wandering peen or wayward puss. They’ve also apparently been public in the past about baby on the brain. Andy told reporters at a Fox All-Star party in 2016, “I love babies. I would love a baby someday.” Only, he forgot to add in “…and I won’t be telling you bunch of narks as to what day that will be!

I’m sure their PR reps and agents are hitting happy hour extra hard this afternoon. No “Second Trimester Misery!” tabloid covers?! No bidding war for baby photos?! No ten-centimeters dilated pap stroll on your way into Cedars Sinai?! How the hell is a PR flunky supposed to earn some Christmas cash without those commission streams?!

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is A Daddy Again

July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Almost two years ago, Joseph Gordon-Levitt – the preteen crush of many – became a dad for the first time when his not-a-famous-person wife Tasha McCauley gave birth to a son. A few months ago, JGL and Tasha were seen walking around Beverly Hills and she appeared to be pregnant. Joseph and Tasha try to keep their life private, so there was no standard Clearblue announcement. Well, his rep has confirmed to People that their second baby has been born.

In true private people fashion, the announcement is coming long after the actual day it happened. According to Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s rep, their second son was born way back in June. No other details are known. And since Joseph has made it very clear in the past that he and his wife aren’t about that, then “JGL has second baby son” is all we’re getting.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one of those people who has really followed-through on his promise to let his kids live a private life. I can see two benefits to that. One, because he’ll never have to deal with thousands of strangers’ parenting opinions on social media. I’m sure having that one relative who emails him about the dangers of plastic deli spoons and hidden toxins in animal crackers is enough. Two, his kids will never see a People magazine cover from the week of their birth and curse him out for putting them on there while they still looked like a wrinkly drowsy little raisin. “Are you serious? Don’t tell me that was the best picture of me to show millions of people.”

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Even Mindy Kaling’s Friends Won’t Know Who The Father Is

July 19, 2017 / Posted by:

We recently learned that Mindy Kaling is pregnant. The circumstances of said pregnancy were vague; all we knew was that it was an “unexpected surprise.” And now, in a move that would no doubt make Kelly Kapoor wish she’d thought of it first, we’re learning that nobody is going to know whose sperm helped make that baby happen.

When I think of an actress who wants to keep the identity of their baby a secret, I think of January Jones. But then I also picture January Jones as being the type who might get a little wine-drunk by the pool, lean in close to a friend and go “Okay, you wanna know a secret?” while offering a curved pinky finger to swear on. But apparently Mindy won’t be that type of friend. A source tells People that Mindy just started sharing the news that she’s pregnant, but that’s all she’s sharing.

“She is not telling anyone, not even close friends, who the father is.”

I hope Mindy takes this secret one step farther and writes “Yeah, nice try” for the father’s name on the birth certificate.

Mindy’s friends might not ever learn who the father is, but I can see some people trying. Like Mindy’s A Wrinkle in Time co-star Oprah would totally take this on as a challenge. Everyone talks to Oprah, right? She’ll invite Mindy over for lunch, where she’ll be greeted at the door by Stedman, who will clip a mic to her shirt collar and give her a quick spritz of hairspray. Then she’ll be led to a softly-lit living room and seated in a comfortable chair across from Oprah in her best “Let’s be honest” cardigan. Don’t do it Mindy, it’s a trap!

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Sorry To Steal Your Thunder Beyonce, But Chelsea Peretti Is Also Knocked Up

February 6, 2017 / Posted by:

On Saturday, 38-year-old Chelsea Peretti (Gina Linetti from Brooklyn Nine-Nine) announced that she’s pregnant in a pretty obvious way. Chelsea Instagrammed a picture of herself looking several months knocked up with a baby she made with her 37-year-old husband Jordan Peele. She captioned the photo: “beyonce schmonce.” It was very kind of Chelsea to give Beyonce many days worth of baby announcement attention before yanking the spotlight away like that.

Chelsea has also been hiding her pregnancy for the past couple months and probably because she’s private like that. When Chelsea and Jordan got married earlier last year, they did it in secret and their only witness was their dog.

This will be both Chelsea and Jordan’s first kid. The pun-loving middle-aged mom in me really wants to make a joke about how they should totally name their baby Orange. But really, Orange Peele sounds like a perfect name for a Florida drag queen, and that automatically classifies it as a good name.

Chelsea Peretti’s pregnancy announcement does more than just let people know she’s knocked up; it also shows that she’s absolutely nothing like her character on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. If Gina Linetti wanted to let everyone know she was pregnant, she too would have referenced Beyonce. But it wouldn’t have been via a two-word selfie caption. She would have recreated Beyonce’s pregnancy shoot by having Scully and Hitchcock take a red car from the impound lot and stuff it full of parking tickets folded into flowers.

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