According to people close to Cardi B, she’s knocked up with Offset’s baby. According to Cardi B, she’s just been getting fat. According to me, wearing dresses with giant bows tied directly above her stomach isn’t doing much to dispel those baby rumors. TMZ is firmly on the side that believes Cardi B’s uterus has been making fetus moves, and they believe they’ve got an estimate on the due date.
Sources close to Cardi B say that she’s due in the first week of July, which would put her at about six months pregnant. Cardi B is scheduled to play Coachella next month, and those sources say she’ll be there. If she’s really pregnant, then she’ll be about seven months by then, and the third trimester isn’t exactly an easiest one to hide.
Cardi B doesn’t plan on taking a long break either. Sources say she’s spent the past two weeks in a studio trying to finish her debut album. She’s also joining Bruno Mars on his 24K Magic Tour in September, which would be two months after she’s allegedly due to give birth. TMZ notes she’s getting paid $100,000 a night for the tour.
I doubt Cardi B will reveal the huge news that she’s pregnant during Coachella weekend. First of all, Coachella 2018 is Beyoncé’s big do, and if anyone is going to command headlines that weekend, it’s her majesty. But also, who would even want to reveal their pregnancy at Coachella. To use Beyoncé as an example, she threw her coat open during a performance at the MTV VMAs to an audience of millions. Revealing a pregnancy at Coachella is a whole lot less cute when you realize the audience is 98% sweaty bros in jorts and molly-rolling girls in flower crowns.
The last time we checked in on who Rachel McAdams was dating (or “Who Rachel McAdams is killing time with until her true love Ryan Gosling swoops back into her life” as those remaining die-hard The Notebook fans might say), she was dating fellow hot Canadian person Taylor Kitsch. This isn’t good news for people who are hoping this story ends with a Lil’ Tim Riggins/Regina George baby.
If there was any suspicion left that Kylie Jenner was the surrogate carrying her older sister’s newest social media content generator Chicago West, the Kardashians might have accidentally just killed it. TMZ got their hands on a very recent picture and a video of Kylie Jenner at a construction site, and it would appear – at least TMZ wants us to believe – she’s working a baby bump under her sweatshirt.
Mindy Kaling was pretty hush-hush about her pregnancy. She didn’t go full-on Anna Kournikova and keep it a secret, but she didn’t subscribe to the fame whore school of pregnancy by hrowing up hourly bump pics on Instagram. I figured Mindy might keep the birth quiet and just randomly show up a year from now pushing a kid in a stroller. I was wrong; it happened, and we’ve got some news about Mindy’s new baby.
People says that 38-year-old Mindy gave birth to a daughter on Friday morning in Los Angeles and named her Katherine Swati Kaling. Shortly after news broke of Mindy’s pregnancy, it was rumored nobody – not even her close friends – would know who the daddy was. Mindy really made sure that her baby’s father’s name doesn’t get out there by leaving him off of the birth certificate.
Back to the name, Swati was the name of Mindy’s late mother. It’s always a little unsettling when a famous person doesn’t name their child something ridiculous, like Paper or Whisk. Katherine Kaling is a legitimately normal name. And I can appreciate that her initials are the same as Kelly Kapoor. Even if Kelly would never choose Katherine over the much classier and sophisticated Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor.
For those of you who have stumbled upon an old flip phone or a Von Dutch hat while cleaning out the back of your closet, and wondered if one of the mid-2000s favorite couples was still together, yes they are. Despite keeping their relationship extremely secret, Enrique Iglesias is still very much with Anna Kournikova. And according to TMZ, they recently took their 16-year-long semi-secret relationship one step father by secretly having twin babies together. Ah, so it would appear Enrique’s penis isn’t so defective after all!
TMZ says that 36-year-old Anna gave birth to a boy and a girl on Saturday in Miami. This is the first and second child for both herself and 42-year-old Enrique. TMZ’s sources claim the twins are named Nicholas and Lucy. TMZ points out that no one knew Anna was pregnant; she never announced it, and they believe the last time she was seen in public was November of 2016. UsWeekly mentions that there were no signs of pregnancy on either Anna nor Enrique’s Instagram accounts. For example, Anna posted this photo the day before she reportedly gave birth.
Anna has never confirmed that the giant wedding-style rock she wears on her left hand is a wedding ring. So who knows if we’ll hear anything more about these babies. We probably shouldn’t hold our breath for a picture of Enrique cradling his twins on the front of a magazine next to a cover line that reads: “I CAN BE YOUR HERO, BABIES!“. Which is too bad because, damn if that wouldn’t have been the perfect cover.
Doe-eyed waif Carey Mulligan had a secret baby last month with her Mumford & Sons husband Marcus Mumford. It’s the couple’s second baby, they also have a 2-year old daughter named Evelyn Grace. True to form, Carey quietly appeared at TIFF (pics in the gallery below) and made nice nice with the public instead of being all sloppy and telling us about her reclaimed wine barrel birthing tub or whatever.