Category: Sean Penn

Leonardo DiCaprio Hosted A Fourth Of July Party With Sean Penn

July 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Most people agree the Fourth of July is a special day of pretending to enjoy your close family and friends while you get blitzed on cheap beer, avoid talking about politics, and politely ooh and ahhh over fireworks and how the hot dogs Uncle Biff grilled are almost as good as the ones at Costco. If you’re Leonardo DiCaprio, it’s just a regular ol’ day to preoccupy yourself with your go-to treat: boobs! Continue reading

Sean Penn Wrote A Really Dumb #MeToo Poem

March 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Dear readers, I’m sorry for insulting your intelligence by specifically stating that the poem is dumb, let alone really dumb. It’s Sean Penn. I’m sure you would have assumed a poem written by alleged wife beater Sean Penn about the #MeToo movement would be a misguided, tone-deaf mess without me telling you. Forgive me. With that being said, onto Sean Penn’s poem.

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Sean Penn Smoked On “The Late Show,” And Talked About Robin Wright’s Parenting On “WTF”

March 27, 2018 / Posted by:

As Joni Mitchell says “you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone” and that’s exactly how I feel about Sean Penn. There was a long dormant period when Sean was off doing his thing and we didn’t really have to hear about it but now he’s got this new novel to promote (serious question: How do you read while your eyes are rolling? Is it physically possible?) and he’s making the rounds with a little pig pen poof of American Spirit smoke hovering over his head. In addition to lighting up on stage while in an Ambien induced haze on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, E! reports that Sean was also a guest on the WFT podcast with Marc Maron and talked about ex-wife Robin Wright’s parenting style.

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Sean Penn Is “Not In Love” With Movies Anymore

March 22, 2018 / Posted by:

…and those of us who were subjected to The Last Face can say movies (and Charlize Theron) aren’t in love back! Sean Penn is on a media tour for his foray into literature, and – surprisingly – it isn’t just to reporters on MSNBC and Mother Jones. He’s popping up this weekend on CBS Sunday Morning to promote his thinly veiled Donald Trump assassin book. Continue reading


Sean Penn’s Debut Novel Looks Promising! (Cough.)

March 21, 2018 / Posted by:

I was at first surprised to see Sean Penn was coming out with a novel, and then I got giddy thinking it was all a subterfuge for ex-wife Madonna to surprise drop Sex 2 on us unsuspecting souls. Tragically, Sean’s novel lacks boobs and features words. Plenty of words. On Donald Trump. Oh, and #metoo, because why not play with fire? Continue reading


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