Apparently, if you spend enough time away from Pimp Mama Kris, you lose that fame whore hex! Jennifer Lawrence was on Watch What Happens Live last night, but her choice of a dinner date was not. JLaw goes gaga over Scott Disick…alas, he does not feel the same way for Jennifer. Continue reading
Lionel Richie’s daughter Sofia Richie, 19, is in a relationship with Kardashian kast-off Scott Disick, 34. In some relationships, age difference is of no concern and if everybody’s legal and happy – play ball. And then there’s the relationship in which your man is the kind of guy who left his rich girlfriend and their three kids to keep partying on yachts but is probably still driving the Bentley she bought him and he likes you to wear bikinis around his friends so he can show off your hot body and brag about it. That’s this kind of relationship.
Sofia’s dad, American Idol judge and legendary smooth operator Lionel, appears to feel the same way. He told The Daily Telegraph (via People) that he thinks Sofia and Scott are “just a phase“. This means that Lionel doesn’t like his daughter’s dude and Scott has never been invited to the Richie manse to see the giant clay Lionel head from the “Hello” video. It’s surely displayed in a glass case in their foyer and it’s a privilege to view it in person. Continue reading
Don’t question his logic. Scott Disick is clearly the most underestimated relationship expert of our time. How else could he lure Kourtney Kardashian back as a repeat customer to his good-for-nothing ass? Thankfully, for those out there who hope to learn from love guru Scott, he’s giving away free lessons. I guess not free – the lesson comes from watching a clip of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, so it it will cost you part of your soul.
If hopes and prayers were effective I would encourage the entire world to have a pray-in for young Sofia Richie. I know, I know, we have bigger things to worry about in #thesetryingtimes than where Scott Disick is currently hiding his Calabasas calabrese but these two are really out here doing the most. As far as fame-whoring goes, Scott is a master yet he’s managed to outdo even himself by creating a tummy turning public spectacle out of announcing he and Sofia’s “official” status. Sofia is practically a child and I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt here when it comes to bad judgement and lay this mess all at Scott’s feet, which I imagine are really gross with toes that are way too long and tan.
Last we heard from “sources,” Sofia Richie (pictured above at her 19th birthday party at The Ivy last month) and 34-year-old Scott Disick were most definitely doing it and couldn’t stop doing it, and now it looks like they’ve taken their blessed union, which will last forever, public by getting caught kissing by a paparazzo they totally didn’t call themselves.
Archetypal reality television prick Scott Disick is dating the formerly Bieber-adjacent Sofia Richie, according to People. Scott is 34 and Sofia turned 19 last month. And I thought Nicole was the Richie who (used to) make really bad choices (criminal charges, speaking to Paris Hilton, etc). And my apologies for what’s about to follow but Sofia herself say the two are just “homies.” Dear God.