Us Weekly is reporting that Reigning King of Douchedom, Scott Disick is in the hot seat. Scott and 6-year-old daughter Penelope went out to eat at a fine Japanese establishment. The two decided to commemorate the cute father/daughter moment with a picture and so they did, but the reaction he got after posting to Instagram was probably exactly what he was going for and it will to help me his fame whore quota with Kris Jenner who still owns whatever soul he had left before joining the Koven.
Just when you thought nobody was watching (OK, it was more than a thought – nobody was watching), Kris Jenner found a new trick up her sleeve, and it might be polyamory! OK, fine, it’s likely just smart co-parenting, but Kris will call it polyamory if it gets more eyeballs to E! on a Sunday night. 35-year-old Scott Disick is vacationing in Cabo at the moment, and rather than seem like an absent father and just jet to Mexico with his piece, 20-year-old Sofia Richie, he did the mature thing: bring his ex Kourtney Kardashian, too!
Living like a king is expensive. Private jet fuel, a fleet of luxury cars, fine dining, and child support don’t come for free. So please forgive Scott Disick for simply doing whatever it takes to keep his family fed, clothed, and yachted. If Scott’s latest source of revenue, hawking snake oil that’s supposed to allow you to change your eye color, seems a little dubious, try to see it his way. If not for his lucrative iColour contract, his children might be forced to fly commercial when they’re with him. And no decent parent would wish that on their child.
People reports the highly important news that Kourtney Kardashian went to dinner with her 35-year-old ex Scott Disick and Sofia Richie. On Sunday, Scott took his child girlfriend to Chuck E. Cheese and as she played skee-ball, Kourtney’s sloth brain nearly melted while wondering why her salad didn’t have cucumber cubes in it. No, they went to Nobu.
There’s a lot of potential mistakes a 19-year-old could make, because after all – they’re 19. That’s prime mistake-making time. And according to UsWeekly, 19-year-old Sofia Richie has decided to move in with 35-year-old questionably-employed father of three Scott Disick.
Lovers of love, rejoice! True Love Everlasting is real, despite evidence to the contrary. Scott Disick’s canoodle sesh with a mystery woman at Kanye’s album release party is water under the bridge. He and Sofia Richie are back together as nature intended. In fact, they never even broke up in the first place. That lady at the party was just a friend. Plus, Scott had a little too much to drink. Scott and Sofia’s love is too strong to let a little harmless over the pants stuff get in the way of their destiny.