Category: Scott Disick

Scott Disick Says He Acts Like A Shit Because He Loves Kourtney Kardashian

November 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Don’t question his logic. Scott Disick is clearly the most underestimated relationship expert of our time. How else could he lure Kourtney Kardashian back as a repeat customer to his good-for-nothing ass? Thankfully, for those out there who hope to learn from love guru Scott, he’s giving away free lessons. I guess not free – the lesson comes from watching a clip of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, so it it will cost you part of your soul.

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Scott Disick And Sofia Richie Made It Instagram Official

September 25, 2017 / Posted by:

If hopes and prayers were effective I would encourage the entire world to have a pray-in for young Sofia Richie. I know, I know, we have bigger things to worry about in #thesetryingtimes than where Scott Disick is currently hiding his Calabasas calabrese but these two are really out here doing the most. As far as fame-whoring goes, Scott is a master yet he’s managed to outdo even himself by creating a tummy turning public spectacle out of announcing he and Sofia’s official” status. Sofia is practically a child and I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt here when it comes to bad judgement and lay this mess all at Scott’s feet, which I imagine are really gross with toes that are way too long and tan.

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Sofia Richie Got Caught Kissing Scott Disick

September 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Last we heard from “sources,” Sofia Richie (pictured above at her 19th birthday party at The Ivy last month) and 34-year-old Scott Disick were most definitely doing it and couldn’t stop doing it, and now it looks like they’ve taken their blessed union, which will last forever, public by getting caught kissing by a paparazzo they totally didn’t call themselves.

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Scott Disick And Nicole Richie’s Little Sister Are A Thing

September 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Archetypal reality television prick Scott Disick is dating the formerly Bieber-adjacent Sofia Richie, according to People. Scott is 34 and Sofia turned 19 last month. And I thought Nicole was the Richie who (used to) make really bad choices (criminal charges, speaking to Paris Hilton, etc). And my apologies for what’s about to follow but Sofia herself say the two are just “homies.” Dear God.

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Scott Disick Was Too Much Of A Drunk Partier For Bella Thorne 

June 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Last month, every greeting card store in the world gathered up their supply of cards about love and began shredding them all. Because after hearing that the true love union between 19-year-old Bella Thorne and 34-year-old Scott Disick didn’t last, they couldn’t continue to push something that doesn’t exist. A quick second after Bella and Scott began bumping genitals, they went off to Cannes together. But HorSick was over as quick as they began and Bella ditched Scott in Cannes and flew back home. Sources (read: my imagination) tell me that when Bella tried to get back into the States, customs officials immediately shuffled her off to a CDC quarantine tent where she spent several days soaking in a hot ammonia and antibiotics bath. Once she was given the clear, Bella talked to Complex about the love of our time that never was.

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