Want to know the secret to a long and happy marriage? Just ask Jenna Elfman. She and her husband Bodhi Elfman have been married for 23 years, and according to Page Six, it’s because they’re both #thots4thetans. Jenna recently appeared on some talk show nobody’s ever heard of (People Magazine’s “Chatter”? Anyone? Didn’t think so. I thought if you boosted Scientology, they’d in turn boost your career) and proclaimed that she and Bodhi’s mutual love of Thetan scented candles and wholesale rejection of antipsychotics are what keep the romance alive. Or if not the romance alive, keep the contract valid.
What do you know, Thomas Markle is back at it, running his mouth off like his jaw has a lifetime warranty. Thomas recently took a break from dragging his daughter Duchess Meghan to rip on the Royal Family and compare them to a cult. And just think: it was barely four days ago when the Royal’s most recent worry about Mr. Markle was the thought of seeing one of their gardeners in a Thomas Markle original hoodie.
While most of us were slugging along yesterday morning, well into our second cups of coffee and having TGIF happy hour fantasies at the water cooler, Scientologist and sometimes actress Erika Christensen was one upping us all by testing important scientific theories in her home lab.
(“Well, that’s rich coming from you, Erika Christensen!” –documentaries critical of Scientology)
Nothing puts a bee in the bonnet of a Scientologist like media reports that it’s a bit eccentric or documentaries shining a light on how members are often fleeced of life savings or how the Scientology bathhouse only gets cleaned every other hour. Y’know, typical religious critique. Erika went on Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast the other day to say she’s not here for anyone to mock her way of life unless you’ve read the full texts of L. Ron Hubbard. Continue reading
John Travolta and his deep fried platypus lace front may live on another planet (a planet where it’s perfectly okay for your paws to wander to the crotch of a massage therapist without permission, allegedly), but he is an actor in Hollywood and he is currently at Cannes where there’s been a lot of talk about #MeToo. But the pesky details of #MeToo haven’t made it into Johnny’s ears, because he’s a citizen of the globe with a global viewpoint. Xenu, say what, girl?
If there’s one thing Scientologists hate more than quack psychologists, it’s lunatic physicists with their science and logic backed hypothesis about the universe. As anyone who’s bothered to learn the truth about space things and such can tell you, Stephen Hawking was out of his goddamn mind. It’s no wonder the inimitable mind of Kirstie Alley felt the need to take the foolish little man down a peg with a eulogy befitting the charlatan who wouldn’t know a thetan if it hit him between the eyes.