Against all odds, Kat Von D managed to stay off the fuckery train for quite a long time. But those days are over; her bags are packed and she’s back on board! Only this time, instead of riding the 3:10 to Questionable Dudes With Probable STDs-ville, she’s donned her travelin’ bonnet and is riding the 6:66 to Gothic Vegan Anti Vaxxer City.
In a recent Instagram post, Kat chided her followers for being all up in her biz-nasty when it comes to her choice to not vaccinate her eventual son, Leafar the Unborn (the child has already been named. The kid’s father and Kat’s husband is named Leafar Seyer), in the name of veganism.
Great news for people who love Instagramming their avocado toast, but are afraid to actually eat it because of calories! The avocado has officially jumped the shark. A company in Spain has invented a diet avocado that has 30% less fat than a standard slime sack.