Category: Scary Spice
Scary Spice’s Lesbian Tidbit About Ginger Spice May Have Ruined Plans For A Spice Girls World Tour
The Daily Mail is reporting that a Spice Girls reunion world tour was an actual possibility but now all of us 90s gays who never got to see the Spice Girls live will have to just live with it. It seems that after Mel B revealed a secret cooch bumpin’ session with bandmate Geri Horner, shit has hit the fan and our dreams of a world tour are dead and buried along with all of the wind-breaking track pants they forced Mel C to wear all those years.
Ginger Spice Says She Didn’t Hook Up With Scary Spice
Just a week ago fan fiction sites lit up with all the new Spice Girl Ginger x Scary love stories being fueled by Mel B. While appearing on Conversation With An Asshole aka Piers Morgan’s Life Stories, Mel let it slip that she had got it on with Geri Horner, when they were in the early days of the Spice Girls. Well Geri has thought a lot about what Mel has said, and while she appreciates Mel saying she has great boobs (I’m assuming) she needs to state for the record that there was no secret lesbian relationship going on.
Zig-A-Zig-OUCH! Scary Spice Must Pay Stephen Belafonte $40K/Month
Mel B must be longing for the simple days when a cat fight meant hiding Ginger Spice’s Tesco hair dye, because that bitch stole the last of the Tampax right before it was time to sing on Top of the Pops.
TMZ reports that a judge has granted Scary Spice’s scary-as-fuck estranged ex-husband Stephen Belafonte’s nutso request for emergency spousal support. Stephen says he needs it for food, housing, and his phone. What data plan are you on, Stevie?! Throughout this whole ordeal, I’ve wondered why he couldn’t just pay his way with the royalties his family was making from that “Banana Boat (Day-O)” song, but I’ve learned he is not related to the Calypso King (“Thank GOD!” –Harry Belafonte).
I’d hate to be an America’s Got Talent contestant going before Mel anytime soon, as the judge ordered her to pay (on top of the $40,000) Stephen’s legal fees, which add up to $140,000. Someone suddenly has to prove her worth a little more than usual to Simon Cowell, since Stephen’s Cricket bill depends on it! Some poor memaw whose talent is that she can juggle her walker and two bedpans is going to get barked at to go home, because the lady from Leeds, England needs to last another four seasons to keep up with her alimony payments!
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Mel B’s Divorce Gets Even Uglier…
There might be a good reason why the top of Mel B’s allegedly physically abusive ex Stephen Belafonte’s head looks like a penis with dick hole problems. It’s because he acts like a giant cock! This week, Mel’s lawyers got a judge to stop Stephen from any attempts at releasing sex tapes of her. Oh, and Mel says that Stephen’s in villainous cahoots with their former nanny to destroy her life. This is why you don’t have children.