Category: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Might Have Gotten A Big Ol’ Back Tattoo

August 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Scarlett Johansson has some of my favorite celebrity tattoos. She’s got a weird sunset that looks kind of like a sticker you might pick out of a prize bucket at the dentist. She’s got a NYC charm bracelet that looks more like a dirty shark tooth. She’s got a janky horseshoe on her torso. She’s got a sleeping lamb or something? She might have just gotten a new tattoo that, if it could talk, would tell all her other tattoos to step aside because they’re no longer the most random thing on ScarJo’s body.

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Scarlett Johansson And Colin Jost: Take Two

July 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Just last week, a source was telling People that Scarlett Johansson and her lawyer-turned-casual piece Kevin Yorn were getting serious with each other, and that after being off-and-on for a while, they were “definitely on.” What that source failed to mention is that ScarJo’s version of “definitely on” comes with an asterisk that says “some restrictions may apply.Page Six says that Scarlett is also seeing Colin Jost.

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ScarJo Was Seen Holding Hands With Her Lawyer

June 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Scarlett Johansson was recently rumored to be in the middle of a casual date thing with SNLs Colin Jost. Well, ScarJo is single, and the prerogative of such is to mingle, and it looks like she’s found a new person to mingle with. Those of you who ordered them monogrammed his and hers ScarJost hand towels might want to check the return policy on your receipt. On the upside, I’m sure Leslie Jones will be quite pleased with this news. Leslie, quick – go get that tall glass of vanilla Carnation Instant Breakfast while ScarJo is distracted with another man!

ScarJo was papped in NYC with her lawyer Kevin Yorn last Friday night, and the placement of those hands tell me they weren’t hanging out with the intention to discuss legal stuff.

There has been no confirmation from”sources” saying they were on a date, so right now it’s all speculative. The only other hint we’ve got is from The Daily Mail. They say Kevin is a big shot entertainment lawyer with lots of A-list clients, like Ellen DeGeneres, Matthew McConaughey, and Liam Hemsworth. We’ll know for sure that ScarJo’s date wasn’t that serious if Kevin is seen holding hands with Matthew McConaughey. I doubt we’ll see that. But maybe that’s something Kevin Yorn might think about working into the lawyer experience? You’re paying lawyers enough, and it would be nice to get a little something extra out of it.



Scarlett Johansson Was Seen On A Date With Colin Jost

June 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Several weeks ago, Scarlett Johansson was reportedly seen at a Saturday Night Live after-party putting some mouth moves on Weekend Update’s Colin Jost. Last week E! News asked Colin if he had anything to say about the Scarlett rumors, to which he replied: “What?! No way. No, I’m good.” He also said he was “very happy” in his personal life. Colin didn’t want to talk about it, and that sort of made me think it could have just been a drunken party hookup. As it turns out, it might not be so casual.

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Scarlett Johansson Was Seen Making Out With Colin Jost At An SNL After-Party

May 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Scarlett Johansson made a surprise appearance as Ivanka Trump during the cold open of Saturday Night Live on episode, and she stuck around for the after-party. Several after-party sources tell Page Six that Scarlett was seen at the after-party making out with Weekend Update’s Colin Jost.

ScarJo and…sorry, I can’t call him CoJo (there’s only one CoJo) were reportedly seen “flirting and canoodling” in front of the cast and crew, and appeared to have hit it off. Another source, who was really into watching ScarJo make out, took some detailed notes:

“Scarlett and Colin were making out at the bar…They would make out a bit, then go back to talking. They were at the bar in front of everyone. They made out at least twice. Then they went back to talking and hanging with other people.”

32-year-old Scarlett has been officially single since she announced her split from her husband Romain Dauriac in January. 34-year-old Colin Jost used to date Rashida Jones, and has been relentlessly pursued by Leslie Jones.

This story reaches peak high school upon learning the after-party happened at the Rockefeller Center ice rink. I know there’s no ice on the rink right now, but that still didn’t stop me from picturing Scarlett and Colin “canoodling” over a hot chocolate or skating around to Angel by Shaggy with two hands in one mitten.


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