Scarlett Johansson was recently rumored to be in the middle of a casual date thing with SNLs Colin Jost. Well, ScarJo is single, and the prerogative of such is to mingle, and it looks like she’s found a new person to mingle with. Those of you who ordered them monogrammed his and hers ScarJost hand towels might want to check the return policy on your receipt. On the upside, I’m sure Leslie Jones will be quite pleased with this news. Leslie, quick – go get that tall glass of vanilla Carnation Instant Breakfast while ScarJo is distracted with another man!
ScarJo was papped in NYC with her lawyer Kevin Yorn last Friday night, and the placement of those hands tell me they weren’t hanging out with the intention to discuss legal stuff.
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There has been no confirmation from”sources” saying they were on a date, so right now it’s all speculative. The only other hint we’ve got is from The Daily Mail. They say Kevin is a big shot entertainment lawyer with lots of A-list clients, like Ellen DeGeneres, Matthew McConaughey, and Liam Hemsworth. We’ll know for sure that ScarJo’s date wasn’t that serious if Kevin is seen holding hands with Matthew McConaughey. I doubt we’ll see that. But maybe that’s something Kevin Yorn might think about working into the lawyer experience? You’re paying lawyers enough, and it would be nice to get a little something extra out of it.
Several weeks ago, Scarlett Johansson was reportedly seen at a Saturday Night Live after-party putting some mouth moves on Weekend Update’s Colin Jost. Last week E! News asked Colin if he had anything to say about the Scarlett rumors, to which he replied: “What?! No way. No, I’m good.” He also said he was “very happy” in his personal life. Colin didn’t want to talk about it, and that sort of made me think it could have just been a drunken party hookup. As it turns out, it might not be so casual.
Scarlett Johansson made a surprise appearance as Ivanka Trump during the cold open of Saturday Night Live on episode, and she stuck around for the after-party. Several after-party sources tell Page Six that Scarlett was seen at the after-party making out with Weekend Update’s Colin Jost.
ScarJo and…sorry, I can’t call him CoJo (there’s only one CoJo) were reportedly seen “flirting and canoodling” in front of the cast and crew, and appeared to have hit it off. Another source, who was really into watching ScarJo make out, took some detailed notes:
“Scarlett and Colin were making out at the bar…They would make out a bit, then go back to talking. They were at the bar in front of everyone. They made out at least twice. Then they went back to talking and hanging with other people.”
32-year-old Scarlett has been officially single since she announced her split from her husband Romain Dauriac in January. 34-year-old Colin Jost used to date Rashida Jones, and has been relentlessly pursued by Leslie Jones.
This story reaches peak high school upon learning the after-party happened at the Rockefeller Center ice rink. I know there’s no ice on the rink right now, but that still didn’t stop me from picturing Scarlett and Colin “canoodling” over a hot chocolate or skating around to Angel by Shaggy with two hands in one mitten.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson hosted the Saturday Night Live season finale last night and announced he was running for president, as he threatened in GQ. He also brought out America’s Dad Tom Hanks and announced him as his running mate. I’m on board.
Right now, I’d stump for a facecloth, or a teacup poodle or an impacted molar for POTUS at this point. Literally, ANYTHING would be better than the “berzerker child” option with which America went. Check out The Rock’s monologue, below.
SNL also revisited their post-election cold open. This time, instead of Kate McKinnon covering Hillary Clinton covering Leonard Cohen, it was Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump and the rest of the cast as his administration and family (with a surprise cameo from Scarlett Johansson as Ivanka “Complicit” Trump). Here it is:
Wait, SNL’s done for the season? Where am I going to get my news? Will Anderson Cooper keep insulting the president’s lackeys on CNN? Can we get confirmation on that? That could be my sole news source now if he keeps being a shady lady to stupids.
Miley Cyrus recently admitted during an appearance on the Cubby and Carolina Show (via Vanity Fair) that Katy Perry is her longest friendship. And how did their friendship start? According to Miley, it started after Katy wrote I Kissed A Girl about her.
The last time we checked in on Scarlett Johansson’s divorce from her French husband Romain Dauriac, things were getting dirtier than a cup of unpopped popcorn kernels burning at the bottom of a pot. Scarlett accused Roman of blabbing to the press about the details of the custody battle over their 2-year-old daughter Rose Dorothy. Roman accused her of being the one making it public. But then last night, Scarlett and Romain decided to play nice and attend an art event in New York City together.
A source tells People that Scarlett’s decision to bring Romain to the Singular Object Art Opening Cocktail Reception is her way of trying to “remain friendly and supportive.”
“She wants to help him in any way in terms of his career.”
I just pictured Scarlett setting up a LinkedIn account for Romain and sitting there like “I know he owns a popcorn store in Paris, but what else does he do? Is he still a journalist?”
It seemed for a while that the custody battle between Scarlett and Romain was about to turn nuclear. But I guess they’re all good for now? Although it’s kind of hard to tell by that picture. Romain really only has one facial expression, which is: posing for a passport photo.