Category: SCANDAL
Matthew Morrison Is Out As Judge On “So You Think You Can Dance” For Breaking Production Protocols
Fox’s So You Think You Can Dance started up again on May 18 after taking a break to let viewers’ eardrums heal from Mary Murphy’s screeches pounding them into grounded-up eardrum meat. The last season, which was season 16, aired in 2019 and the 17th season featured a new judging panel made up of Stephen “tWitch” Boss, a ponytail-less JoJo Siwa, and Justin Timberlake’s Wednesday matinee understudy Matthew Morrison (aka creepy teacher extraordinaire Mr. Schue from Glee). But after just two episodes, Matthew was told, “So you think you can dance out the exit door?”, because he has jazz-walked off of the SYTCD stage. The reason he gave is that he did not “follow competition protocols,” and the rest of his statement makes it sound like he got too friendly with at least one contestant. What a Mr. Schue thing to do.
Lil Nas X’s Grammys Performance Featured Crotch Grabs And Some People Reacted As Expected
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Satan’s favorite lap dancer Lil Nas X but because the community circle-jerk extravaganza called the Grammys took place last night it was about time for him to make a reappearance. And of course, he was tame and reserved with his performance. Just kidding! You know he doesn’t do anything unless it causes homophobes (and Boosie) to begin throwing up their crosses like a scene from The Exorcist. But this time he had some assistance from his hot friend Jack Harlow as they took to the stage and literally turned their microphones into huge swinging dicks.
The Producers Of “The Wendy Williams Show” Are Paying People To Sit In The Audience During Her Off-Screen Hiatus
It’s ironic that talk show host Wendy Williams has gone from spilling everyone’s tea during her Hot Topics segment to becoming the biggest hot topic during her elongated absence. For years she’s been dealing with a multitude of personal issues which eventually culminated into production halting its fall premiere and then finally premiering the Wendy Williams Show without Wendy as the host. Now mind you, I’m not watching unless Wendy emerges from backstage in all her letter-P-shaped glory in the game, Shoe Cam and all. However, fuck watching it at home because now producers are willing to pay audience members cold hard cash to get butts in seats as they attempt to keep the shade-fest rolling without the Grande Dame of Petty.
Olivia Munn Is Grateful For All The “Love And Support” She’s Gotten About Her Pregnancy
And I’m sure that one millisecond after Olivia Munn said that she’s been warmly hugged with a bunch of “love and support” from being pregnant with John Mulaney’s baby, the use of the L and O keys on keyboards everywhere went up 1,000,0000% since that’s some LOL shit.
Last week, John Mulaney confirmed that he put a baby in Olivia Munn after totally not-staged-by-Olivia pap pictures came out of her looking like she had a serious CASE OF THE BABIES. Now it’s Olivia’s turn to do the gushing, and while talking to AC Slater on Access Daily, she claimed that she’s been covered with happy messages from people. Well, I guess you’d feel that way too if you didn’t read the comments on Twitter, Instagram, any site’s comment section, or the text threads on Anna Marie Tendler’s phone.
Harry Styles Is Reportedly One Of The Reasons Why Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis Broke Up
It’s not even been a week since we all learned that Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde are currently doing each other full-time and People and Page Six have already slid this union into ESCÁNDALO territory. They subtly (People, of course) and not-so-subtly (Page Six, of course) are trying to say that Harry Styles may be the British dude reboot of Angelina Jolie and his sledgehammer dick wrecked Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis’ happy home.
Aubrey O’Day Claims That Ivanka Trump Is A Lesbian On The Shush And That Don Jr. Hates His Dad
During last night’s final presidential debate, alleged catfishing chameleon extraordinaire Aubrey O’Day dropped another October Surprise by spilling shit she claims she knows about all of Donald Trump’s kids, except for permanent children’s table resident and LGBQIIA ambassador Tiffany Trump. This may be the only time when Tiffany is happy to be the Lea Michele to everyone’s Jessica Lange. This was a bold and brave move on Aubrey’s part because it reminded everyone that she fucked Donald Trump, Jr. more than once. I mean, I thought that the reason for Aubrey’s multiple face changes on Instagram was due to her wanting people to forget that she’s the Aubrey O’Day who opened up her coochie for THAT. But I guess not…