See, this is what happens when an American commoner is allowed into the British royal family. She
single-handedly single-bunedly rocks the monarchy as we know it with her sloppy hair!
Meghan Markle and Prince Hot Ginge were back at work today in Brixton, where she continued to do her main job: keep the coat industry alive by wearing a coat everyone will buy. Meghan and PHG also visited Reprezent Radio, a station for youngins’ by youngins’. Surprisingly, the main talk isn’t about Meghan’s coat or even her slight British accent, it’s all about her MESSY BUN!
Since I can’t stand to look at Harvey Weinstein’s face one more time, here’s a sleeping puppy.
This has been a helluva week for Harvey Weinstein. The public found out he’s a disgusting piece of scum, he got fired from his own company, his wife left him, woman after woman has called him out and the press won’t leave him alone. It’s no wonder that he’s been wound a little tight. TMZ reports that yesterday in L.A., Harvey terrorized his daughter Remy Weinstein, who he was staying with, by getting into a screaming match with her that was so bad the cops had to show up. And then he flew off to rehab.
Keeping Up With The Kardashians premiered last night, and, no, dem babies weren’t mentioned. Pimp Mama Kris is a grower and not a shower, so instead we got the real tea on Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi commercial as a starter to tide us over until we get the unholy trinity pregnancy presumably later in the season.
Kevin Hart has recently found himself in a lot of trouble, which is a bit of an oxymoron for such a tiny guy. After previously laughing off rumors of shady backseat doings with a woman who wasn’t his pregnant wife Eniko Parrish, he apologized and said someone was trying to extort him with videotaped evidence of cheating. There were reportedly three videos; one involved Kevin getting cozy with a woman named Montia Sabbag, and another of Kevin and Montia allegedly having sex.
Montia got a lawyer, the ever-present during a celebrity mess Lisa Bloom, and held a press conference earlier today about this extortion situation with Kevin Hart.
Whatever Kevin Hart may lack in height he more than makes up for in a lot of damn nerve. When ‘Lil Kev got busted on tape doing something in the back seat of a car last July, he responded with a meme of himself on Instagram laughing off the allegations. Then, a couple of days ago he came out with a “whaa whaa I’m sowwy” video on Instagram when somebody tried to blackmail his chipmunk sounding ass with the squeakquel. Now it looks like Kevin may be trying to unseat Liam Neeson from his Taken throne by proving he’s also got a very particular set of skills; namely being so damn rich that his pregnant wife, Eniko Parrish, is claiming she doesn’t care what’s in the box (surprise, it’s his penis) and that she’s sticking with him in his quest to vanquish the mysterious extortionist(s).
Bachelor In Paradise is that overly served, boozed up trashy cousin from Tallahassee compared to the class act mess from Orlando that is The Bachelor/ette empire. But this year, it took a turn for the yikes when news surfaced former Bachelor contestant Corinne Olympios alleged that there was sexual assault by Bachelorette contestant DeMario Jackson. All they do on those sets is ply everyone with booze, so they go from being a bunch of boring hot people to human trains hurtling to the end of the rails while humping all over each other.