Category: SCANDAL

Things That’ll Make THE QUEEN Clutch Her Pearls: Duchess Kate Almost Flashed Her Knickers In India

April 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Those lazy British royals Prince William and Duchess Kate are finally earning their room and board by waving, smiling and shaking hands at events. Princess William and Duchess Kate are currently on an all-expenses paid luxurious tour through India and Bhutan. When you’re slumped over in your cubicle at around 4:45 pm today after crashing from all the coffee you injected into your veins to deal with your annoying co-workers, remember that you could have it a lot worse. You could be doing hard labor by shaking hands while wearing designer outfits through India.

Your Ass Would Probably Need Medical Attention If Gwen Stefani Told You The Juicy Details Of Her Split

March 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Gwen Stefani did an interview with The New York Times to promote her new album This Is What The Truth Feels Like, which she made after her 13-year-marriage to Gavin Rossdale was shuffled off to the morgue. Gwen wouldn’t spill out the details about what went wrong, because Gavin is still the father of her three sons. But Gwen Stefani just had to tease us with the scandal of it all by saying that she can’t say shit, but we’d probably need to be brought back to life with defibrillator pads if we knew the truth.

Gavin Rossdale’s Ex-Nanny/Side Piece Is Knocked Up

March 7, 2016 / Posted by:

That pounding sound you hear is a Maury producer frantically calling Mindy Mann to get her on a very special Paternity Test Results: Celebrity-ish Edition episode.

UsWeekly says that Mindy Mann, the nanny who fucked on Gavin Rossdale while he was still married to Gwen Stefani, has a baby growing in her body. Mindy’s sister threw up a picture on Instagram of her holding her fetus dome area while covering her face with an “It’s A Boy!” giraffe balloon. Someone left a comment on that Instagram post where they congratulated Mindy’s current dude, snowboard instructor Spencer Gutcheon (Gutcheon sounds like a really painful sex act), and said that he’s going to make a good dad. But bless The Daily Mail for trying to take this into ESCANDALOSO territory.

They posted a video of Mindy Mann leaving a Dollar Tree and keeping her lips shut as a pap congratulated her ass. The Mail also claims that she continued to keep her lips shut when the pap asked her who the father of her unborn baby is. Of course, Gwen Stefani pinked-slipped Mindy after that tattle-tale bitch iCloud called out her affair with Gavin. But even after Mindy got put on the curb, she and Gavin kept in touch. The Daily Mail posted pictures of Mindy and someone else having lunch with Gavin last week. Also, last December, Gavin’s Range Rover was seen in the parking lot of the nursery where Mindy works.

That Gutcheon dude is probably the baby father, but well….Gavin’s dick batter has been known to make at least one secret love child that we know of. But I guess we’ll know that Gavin IS the father when he tries to get more money out of Gwen to pay child support and when Mindy Mann takes her Single White Female act to the next level by naming her first son Montego Bay.

Here’s the greasy nanny fucker wearing an amazing disguise while leaving a Trader Joe’s with the new nanny and his sons.

Pics:, Splash

Escandalo Alert: Rocco Ritchie Got Caught Smoking!!!

February 8, 2016 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, The Sun posted pictures of 15-year-old Rocco Ritchie smoking a “suspicious-looking cigarette” (which is lawyer of a tabloid talk for “joint“)  with friends in London and it’s all pretty surprising and shocking. I mean, a 15-year-old smoking weed. I thought that many 15-year-olds, especially rich ones, nowadays don’t mess with weed, because it’s amateur shit and they have already moved on to getting high by sticking tampons soaked in liquid meth up their butts. Rocco must be a late bloomer…

Enrique Iglesias Makes The Women Of Sri Lanka Lose Their Minds And The Country’s President Isn’t Happy About It

December 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Here’s two pieces of BREAKING NEWS:

1. Enrique Iglesias still performs for thousands at one single show.


2. Enrique Iglesias’ hotness still makes tricks want to unleash their chichis and throw their bras at him.

Both of these things happened in Sri Lanka recently and it’s got the country’s president ready to whip a bitch with a stingray’s tail.


Love Doesn’t Live On This Planet Anymore: Geoffrey Edelsten Is Divorcing His Latest Gold-Digging Wife

October 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Quick recap time!

Geoffrey Edelsten is a 72-year-old Australian medical entrepreneur/tabloid mess who is mostly known to me for his impeccable taste for graceful American gold digging blossoms such as his second wife, the eternal earth angel Brynne Edelsten. Geoffrey has truly mastered the art of picking out the finest of gold diggers.

Gabi Grecko is Geoffrey’s 26-year-old third wife who is a former HSOTD, a DJ/fashion designer from Miami and is one of my current fashion icons because she always looks like she just placed first in a bad drag contest. Gabi announced in June that Geoffrey busted a load of jizz dust up in her and she got knocked up. Well, Gabi will soon be inducted into the Ex-Wives Of Geoffrey Edelsten Club, because they’re getting divorced. And their marriage isn’t going down without a scandal.

Clutch Those Pearls, Xenu: Isabella Cruise May Have Married A Non-Scientologist (UPDATE)

October 5, 2015 / Posted by:

The Australian tabloid Woman’s Day is about as reliable as any given Lohan, but I’m going to choose to believe that all of this is made of 100% potent truthiness, because it’s Monday and the right way to start any week is with the image of Tom Cruise screaming himself out of his lifts over his daughter marrying outside of Scientology. And he may not have been invited to the wedding. Seethe, Tommy Girl, seethe.

Woman’s Day said that when 22-year-old Isabella Cruise married British IT consultant Max Parker at The Dorchester Hotel in London on September 18, she kept the ceremony and party very intimate, because she didn’t want the media to find out. Isabella’s mom, Nicole Kidman, was there, but her brother Connor Cruise and her daddy Tommy Girl were not. Isabella Cruise recently graduated from beauty school and her classmates at the Vidal Sassoon Academy were her bridesmaids. Woman’s Day claims that picture next to Nicole Kidman’s Botoxed mug is of Isabella wearing her wedding dress while posing with her bridesmaids who wore jumpsuits that did weird things to their crotches.

Radar’s source says that Max Parker isn’t a Scientologist, but two of his groomsmen were.  The source also says that Max hasn’t even met Tommy Girl yet.

Isabella is apparently still a practicing Scientologist. So either Max Parker will have to eventually say goodbye to his sanity and become a Scientologist, or maybe, just maybe, Isabella Cruise is slowly backing away from the Church of Alien Craziness. If Isabella Cruise left Scientology, Tommy Girl wouldn’t be able to walk the halls of the Celebrity Centre with his nose up in the air like he’s Scientology’s Regina George and the queen bitch of that place. I mean, Tommy Girl let Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise get away. So if he let Isabella Cruise get away too, he’d lose major cred and every time he strolled into the Scientology bath house, the boys would throw him shady looks and say, “That bitch can’t even keep a prisoner,” under their breath.

UPDATE: And just as I hit the publish button, TMZ burped up an EXCLUSIVE about Isabella’s wedding. They say that Isabella did get married in London and they confirm that Tommy wasn’t there. But they say that no parents, including Nicole Kidman, were invited, because Isabella and Max wanted to keep their wedding extra small. Only a few friends were there. TMZ claims Tommy isn’t mad and he even paid for the wedding. The source also says that Tommy doesn’t give a shit about Max Parker not being a Scientologist and the two have hung out before. Yeah, okay, Tommy, I mean “TMZ’s source,” whatever you say.

Royal Harlot Alert: Duchess Kate Flashes A Thigh In Public. GASP!

September 17, 2015 / Posted by:

On a rug in a room in Buckingham Palace somewhere, THE QUEEN is laid out after she clutched her pearls and fell over from her genteel senses getting rocked by the scandalous sight of Duchess Kate’s bare thigh in public. The royal family’s pristine image was just recovering from the royal ESCANDALO that was Duchess Kate’s nalgas being caught on camera and then this happens! Once THE QUEEN is awakened by her Corgis licking her face off, she’s going to order Duchess Kate’s ladies-in-waiting to replace all knickers with the thigh-covering bloomers.

Just four months after Duchess Kate birthed out Prince Hot Ginge’s future boozing partner (because neither of them have to worry about dumb crap like being the future queen or king of England), she was back to work as a professional hand shaker, smiler and waver. DK showed up at the Anna Freud Centre in north London today and she wore a dress and a pair of Kristin Calawhatever’s Secret Bangs. Duchess Kate could wear a potato sack race bag and every Lowe’s, Sam’s Club and Party City would instantly sell out of them. But UsWeekly says that the $1,595 Ralph Lauren dress she wore today still hasn’t sold out yet.

The “Austin” shirtdress by Ralph Lauren Black Label is shockingly still available in a variety of sizes on as of press time. The black-and-white belted style will set you back a cool $1,595, however.

Shockingly! DK’s powers of selling out the most basic of dresses just by wearing it must be weakening! No, I’m sure it’ll sell out soon. It’s just taking her loyal fan club of basics a little while to sell their child’s kidney on the black market so they have enough money to buy a Ralph Lauren dress that looks like something you can find for 1/30th of the price at any Dress Barn.

Pics:, Splash


Buckingham Palace May Have Accidentally Leaked THE QUEEN’S Vintage Nazi Salute Video

July 20, 2015 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, the British royals were hit with an ESCANDALOSO video and surprisingly, it wasn’t a video of Prince Philip choking out a basket of kittens for looking at him wrong. The Sun released an old, grainy video of a 7-year-old Queen Elizabeth (who was Princess Elizabeth back then) doing the Nazi salute with her known Nazi sympathizer uncle Edward, her sister Princess Margaret and their mom. The clip came from the royal family’s personal archives. Buckingham Palace said at the time that they are considering suing whores and will investigate this “invasion of privacy.” Well, the Daily Telegraph says that there’s a chance the leak came from INSIDE THE PALACE!

SCANDAL ALERT: The Bachelorette Boned A Dude On Last Night’s Episode

June 23, 2015 / Posted by:

I stopped watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, because if I want to see a straight girl and a straight guy find true romance on the first date, I’ll just watch an episode of Bang Bus. But I do watch UnREAL on Lifetime and that shit comes off like a documentary about the making of The Bachelor. I figured that while the cameras were on, The Bachelorette and her suitors acted as wholesome as they could, and when the cameras turned off, they all licked on each other’s parts in a production van. So I squinted my eyes like “huh?” over people judging The Bachelorette for getting some dick on last night’s episode.

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