Category: Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker Was “Heartbroken” Over The Mean Things Kim Cattrall Said About Her

February 1, 2018 / Posted by:

The drama over a Sex and the City 3 film, something some people (like Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis) are very into, started when Kim Cattrall let it be known in no uncertain terms that she would rather yama-kippa-yay-blow her brains out than purr like Samantha again. Kim reportedly stalled production with some diva demands, then called out SJP for starting the “Kim is a diva” rumor. Then Kim claimed she was never friends with SJP. And that has SJP heartbroken.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Still Cannot Let “Sex And The City” Die Already

January 18, 2018 / Posted by:

We will always have Sex and The City to thank for the divine inspiration that led Michael to gift us with the moniker Rojo Caliente. For that I am thankful. But I, and I think many Americans, have successfully moved the fuck on. And late last year, the hookers of SATC seemed to have come to terms with the end of the road after Kim Cattrall said she couldn’t take it anymore and put the kibosh on a third installment of the movie franchise. I mean, they went down kicking and screaming and clawing each others eyes out, but it seemed like it was safe to toss the dirt on the coffin. Not so fast! Sarah Jessica Parker was on Ellen recently and made it sound as if SATC might have been buried alive.

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Angelina Jolie Decided To Fulfill Someone’s Feathered 60s Fantasy Last Night (And Other Looks From The Golden Globes)

January 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Almost everyone who walked the Golden Globes red carpet this year wore black to protest Hollywood’s sexual misconduct problem. One thing that wasn’t being protested was good taste. There were a lot of black velvet outfits on that red carpet. Sure, it’s a bit of an obvious choice, but a choice I was absolutely here for, because anything that makes my brain start blasting “Black Velvet” by Alannah Myles gets two thumbs up from me.

But some people went a little more experimental with their all-black interpretation. Like Angelina Jolie, who showed up to the Golden Globes in some goth Lawrence Welk Show realness by Atelier Versace. It’s a little Barbra Streisand at the 1969 Oscars, with a splash of 60s televangelist, all poured onto a fainting couch and garnished with, “But detective, I swear my husband was dead when I found him!

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Kristin Davis Won’t Let “Sex And The City” Go

October 27, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been a month since Kim Cattrall emerged as the goddess and savior of cinema reason why there would no longer be a Sex And The City 3 movie. Kim said that Samantha Jones was put through some degrading shit in the last movie, and so she’s leaving the franchise before Sarah Jessica Parker and Michael Patrick King make her shoot a scene where she loses her dentures in the middle of an orgy. The cast seemed pissed – some more than others – but also accepted that it was time to move on. Except Kristin Davis. Continue reading

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Quite Particular When It Comes To House Rules For Her Staff

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Comedian and former co-host on The View Michelle Collins got her hands on emails from Sarah Jessica Parker to her staff (Michelle’s friend works for SJP) instructing them on how things should be done around the Parker-Broderick home. According to Page Six, SJP’s directives are very particular in a Joan Crawford kind of way. Michelle read the emails aloud in her stand-up show Magic Mich.

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