Category: Sarah Hyland

Cate Blanchett Calls For The End Of Televised Awards Shows While Accepting A Critics Choice Award On The CW…

January 16, 2023 / Posted by:

The Critics Choice Awards aired on The CW last night, and a not-so-surprising guest crashed that shit like, “Bitch, I’m STILL here.” I’m talking about COVID-19. Nominees Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, and Jamie Lee Curtis, as well as presenter Michelle Pfeiffer, had to sit the show out after testing positive for Coronavirus. COVID-19 didn’t fuck with Cate Blanchett, though. She showed up to last night’s ceremony, won Best Actress for her performance in Tár, and used some of her time on stage to praise all actresses in the business and also declared that we need to finally call the time of death on the “televised horse race” known as awards shows. And then Cate galloped away with her Critics Choice Award in hand to place it right next to her two Oscars, three BAFTAs, four Golden Globes, three SAG Awards, and many other horse race prizes.

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The 2020 CMT Music Awards Brought Out The Cowboys And Glitter

October 22, 2020 / Posted by:

The 2020 CMT Music Awards were held last night and while it was mostly socially-distanced with stars appearing via video from all over the world, that doesn’t mean we don’t get to critique their fashion choices. There was a distanced carpet, and there were performances, including Noah Cyrus keeping the definition of elegance alive by looking like a Fredrick’s of Hollywood Kacey Musgraves.

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Britney Spears Defends Her Instagram Posts As Fans Claim She’s Crying Out For Help

July 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Ever since Britney Jean Spears burned down her home gym back in April, fans have been doing that nervous, clenched-jaw laugh––you know, like when it’s painfully obvious that something’s not right but you just keep smiling in order to avoid having to ask the tough questions? Okay, more than likely, Britney fans have been worried about her ass for over ten years, but with the #FreeBritney movement picking up again and her recent Instagram and TikTok posts, are really worried and not just worried that her low shorts are one jump away from her crotch getting exposed and saying, “It’s Vagney, bitch!”

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Modesty Reigned Supreme On The SAG Awards Red Carpet

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know which Project Runway reject fucked up the Overstock.com bedsheet challenge this badly either. And to think, we were so worried about Lizzo getting her juice all over the folding chairs at The Staples Center, we forgot to worry about potential coochie-contact with the upholstered seats at the Shrine Auditorium. However, Sarah Hyland’s short and confusing floral 4th of July bunting skirt was an outlier. For the most part, the outfits on display at last night’s Screen Actors’ Guild Awards were a lot more conservative, ranging from the tiered ruffles and billowy chiffon of a modest religious sect, to tailored suits. On ladies! Hollywood is confusing.

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The Questionable Choices Of The Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet

August 12, 2019 / Posted by:

The Teen Choice Awards always draws a perplexing crowd of adults and very few actual teens. And the adults these unseen teens have chosen this year only reaffirms the stereotype that teens make questionable choices. And judging from some of these blue carpet looks, it’s not just the teen’s choices we should be questioning. Taylor Swift was awarded the first ever Teen Choice Icon award, and possibly a cease and desist letter from Barbra Eden for stealing her look. What else can I say, one day she looks like Pollyanna, the next day she looks like a rich older lady sitting at a bar in The Forum at Caesar’s Palace working on her fourth whiskey sour and her third husband. Do you like her outfit? She got it at Versayce.

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Sarah Hyland Announced Her Engagement With The Help Of A Beach Vacation Video

July 17, 2019 / Posted by:

E! News reports that Sarah Hyland, the sister from Modern Family, got engaged to her boyfriend, Wells Adams, with an elaborate drone-filmed beach proposal. And it’s obvious we’re talking about the older sister from Modern Family, because Ariel Winter’s ideal marriage proposal would take place on the hood of a Lamborghini during spring break in a Fashion Nova outfit.

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