Category: Samuel L. Jackson

Open Post: Hosted By Samuel L. Jackson’s “Over It” Face After Losing An Award At The Tonys

June 12, 2023 / Posted by:

The gracious “It was an honor being nominated” face has been thrown into the garbage because nobody loses graciously any more. And today’s example of “Man, fuck this!” after losing an award goes to Samuel L. Jackson. We all know Sam is a beast while portraying some of our most beloved characters, but did you know when he loses an award, he reacts just as badly as we would? It’s probably why we love him so much as an actor.

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People Stepped Up To Alert Samuel L. Jackson That His Twitter Porn “Like” Spree Was Public

December 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Once you’ve been demoted to the second most prolific swearer in Hollywood, you can only spend your 74th birthday one way: slapping some motherfucking likes on some motherfucking fucking. So that’s just what Samuel L. Jackson did on Wednesday until a bunch of Twitter boner-killers pulled through to warn him that everyone could see he was watching and liking hardcore porn using his verified account.

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Taraji P. Henson, Indya Moore, And Jurnee Smollett All Showed Their Support For Jussie Smollett

March 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week Jussie Smollett was sentenced to 150 days in prison and 30 months of probation after being found guilty of lying to the police about being attacked in a 2019 hate crime. He was also ordered to pay a $25,000 fine and $120,106 in restitution. Whew. As Jussie was being led out of the courtroom, he raised his fist and yelled, “I am not suicidal, I am innocent!” and his sister, actress Jurnee Smollett, yelled, “Stop locking up our Black men!” Over the weekend Jurnee doubled down on Instagram, sharing an image with the hashtag #FreeJussie, and writing that while her brother is innocent, “you shouldn’t have to believe in his innocence to believe he should be free.” Actors Indya Moore (Pose) and Kendrick Sampson (Nathan from Insecure), and Jussie’s Empire co-star Taraji P. Henson also posted #FreeJussie content. In her caption on Instagram, Taraji compared Jussie’s case with the 1955 murder of Emmett Till. Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Samuel L. Jackson’s Reaction To Jonah Hill Surpassing Him As The Premier Swearer Of Hollywood

March 10, 2022 / Posted by:

A couple of years ago, Samuel L. Jackson’s cursing crown was snatched up by Jonah Hill thanks to all the fuck words that Jonah says in Wolf of Wall Street. I’m sure Samuel has been cursing about this to himself ever since. And while on The Tonight Show to promote his AppleTV+ show, The Last Days of Ptolemy Grey, Jimmy Fallon brought up how Samuel no longer holds the record for the most swear words uttered onscreen and is in third place behind Jonah and Leonardo DiCaprio. Samuel’s response? “That’s some bullshit!”

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Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Claim Not To Know Her Marvel Co-Stars

August 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Alleged vagina scorching enthusiast Gwyneth Paltrow plays Iron Man’s girlfriend Pepper Potts in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That is, when she’s not giving us an Oscar-level portrayal of an entitled, elitist “let them eat cake”-style GOOP-for-brains in real life. Gwyneth recently revealed that she’s above taking the time to learn who her co-workers are in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Gwyneth didn’t know who Sebastian Stan. She proved this further by recently acknowledging that she had no idea that Samuel L. Jackson was an MCU mainstay as Nick Fury. He was the first one besides Robert Downey Jr.! Her ass must be a wonderful meadow full of wildflowers, candy clouds and servants who won’t complain about having to pumice her corns because her head is always up there.

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Spike Lee Finally Won An Oscar, And Was Pissed When “Green Book” Got Best Picture

February 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Spike Lee finally an Oscar after years and years and YEARS of being a recognized fixture of the movie industry but getting no tiny gold man-shaped statues. Well clear that mantle over the fireplace (or whatever rich people have to show off trophies) because Spike Lee won an Oscar last night for Best Adapted Screenplay for his movie BlacKkKlansman. But Spike Lee’s joy over finally getting his hands on that trophy was temporarily interrupted by Green Book winning Best Picture, which made him almost walk out of the damn theater.

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