When you see a picture of Sammy Sosa, there are two things that probably come to mind: someone who used to play for the Chicago Cubs until he was busted for alleged doping, or that pseudo-white guy who looks nothing like Sammy Sosa. Sammy still looks only vaguely like Sammy Sosa, but he doesn’t care what you think about that.
I’m not a baseball fan but even I’ve heard of Sammy Sosa. But I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup for a million dollars and from the looks of things, Sammy would like to keep it that way. Recently, a barely recognizable Sammy two-stepped out dressed like a he’s got an audition for a reboot of White Chicks called Coyboyz: The Legend of Sammy’s Gold.