Category: Samantha Markle
Samantha Markle Has Sued Meghan Markle For Allegedly Lying During Her Interview With Oprah
Just when Meghan Markle thought she had successfully beat one family-related legal mess, here comes her older half-sister Samantha Markle at full-speed a defamation lawsuit. Samantha has filed a lawsuit against Meghan, accusing her of lying about their relationship during her interview with Oprah Winfrey that happened one year ago.
Meghan Markle Lost Round One In Her Legal Tussle Against The Mail On Sunday
Last year, Meghan Markle hit one of her arch-rivals, Associated Newspapers, the publisher of The Mail On Sunday and The Daily Mail, with a lawsuit for publishing parts of a private letter she sent to her loyal (to his checking account) and devoted (to again, his checking account) father Thomas Markle a few months after she married Prince Hot Ginge. Even though many of us are on lockdown and turning our kitchens into fucking San Francisco by churning out sourdough bread on the hour, a preliminary hearing in Meghan’s case was held virtually last week. I really need to see the clips of the barristers arguing on Zoom while working those Dangerous Liaisons wigs as they make sourdough at the same time. The judge in the case has made some decisions and the decisions were against Meghan’s case. Okay, but again, I need to know if the judge used a piece of sourdough as a gavel while making those rulings.
Prince Charles Has Reportedly Opened His Wallet To Help Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle With Their Security Costs
Today is April Fools’ Day, which means it’s the day that Prince Hot Ginge and a pantyhose-covered Duchess Meghan skipped into THE QUEEN’S throne room and declared, “April Fools’, bitch!”, before clocking back into their job as senior royals since it was all just an extra long joke. And then THE QUEEN woke up and realized that PHG and Meghan leaving wasn’t a nightmare and her biggest crowd-getters are really gone. And then she slapped Prince Philip with her pocketbook for poking at her with his rusty crotch scepter. Yes, THE QUEEN sleeps with her pocketbook.
But seriously, today is PHG and Meghan’s Independence From The Royals Day, and they’re celebrating while self-isolating in a Los Angeles compound, as security watches for a crazed skinny fat blogger trying to get onto the property by wearing a shrub disguise (I’ll show them because I’ll sneak in by hiding in a Lululemon box since you know Meghan gets that shit delivered every other day). And that security isn’t being provided by the U.S. government. Their security is privately funded and that reportedly includes money from Prince Daddy Charles.
Thomas Markle Is Set To Testify Against Duchess Meghan In Her Tabloid Case
Not only is Thomas Markle disappointed that his daughter is partly leaving the Royal Family, but he’s also ready to help the tabloids screw her over. What a way to win your way back into your daughter’s life, huh? Duchess Meghan has been going after the Mail on Sunday for publishing a letter she sent to her father. Of course he was clearly revealed as a bag of dicks back then–since they sure didn’t get that letter from his evil twin–but he may be doubling down and testifying in favor of his daughter’s enemy.
The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex Ran Into A Couple On A Hike And Helped Them With A Selfie
Since I live in Toronto I was never going to run into Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry as they were all the way on the other side of the country spending their holidays in Vancouver. Also it seems we do not have the same pastimes. These two surprised a couple while on a hike and even ended up taking a picture of them. Well damn… I might go into the woods if I knew I was gonna meet royalty. But only if I know for sure, I ain’t dying in the woods Blair Witch-style for a chance meeting with THEE Hot Ginge… well actually…
Samantha Markle Is Under Investigation For Cyberbullying
The Mirror UK says that Duchess Meghan’s half-sister Samantha Markle is in some trouble with the law. What for? Cyberbullying. No, not cyberbullying of Meghan.Well, at least not Meghan specifically. Police are looking into a plethora Samantha’s social media activity which could be seen as criminally bullying. You won’t be able to act a fool on the internet anymore?! Welp, there goes Samantha’s only hobby!