The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?
Instagram can be a minefield waiting to explode in your face if you’re not careful. Especially if you are fucking somebody else’s man. Apparently, the spicier half of Salt-N-Pepa, (born name: Sandra Denton) said “get your lips wet cuz it’s time to have Pep” to aspiring rapper and former college football star Aundre Dean. Problem is, Aundre is married to a teacher named Jordyn Taylor who’s currently pregnant with their second child.
Don’t look at the screen like, “Michael, why are you calling Jocelyn Wildenstein’s unknown Asian half-sister ‘the Queen Bee.’” It’s the real Queen Bee (sorry, Beyonce) and the chameleon of rap, Lil Kim, keeping the question, “Harpo, who dis woman?” alive by showing up to the NYC premiere of WE tv’s “Growing Up Hip Hop” looking entirely brand new. She’s giving you the love child of a lucky cat and Victoria Gotti. I saw these pictures on Twitter earlier and after blinking a few dozen times, I still couldn’t figure out who it was. When you can’t place a face, just go ahead and assume it’s Lil Kim since she’s the grand dame master of disguise.
And Taye Diggs also showed up wearing this….
It was really nice of Taye Diggs to find some time between his deliveries to show up to that event. And up until now, I never had a fap fantasy involving Taye Diggs as a bike messenger.