Category: Sad Shit

Billie Lourd Reportedly Wants Carrie Fisher’s Ex-Assistant To Stop Parading Gary Around

December 12, 2017 / Posted by:

When Carrie Fisher went off to heaven to tell the angels like it is, there were stories saying that her beloved dog/sidekick Gary Fisher was going to live with her daughter Billie Lourd. But those stories were made of lies and Gary ended up moving in with her assistant at the time, Corby McCoin. Since then, Corby has become Gary’s manager of sorts. Corby is in charge of Gary’s Instagram account, which has 163,000 followers, and books him gigs at ComicCons and shit. But a source tells TMZ that Billie Lourd and her father/Carrie’s ex-partner Bryan Lourd want Corby to retire Gary from the spotlight. They feel that Gary becoming “the face of Carrie Fisher” cheapens her legacy. It’s a good thing that dogs can’t read or understand human words because if they could, Gary Fisher may be highly offended by anyone saying that he, a flawless diamond of a pooch, is capable of cheapening anything! The Audacity!

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Aaron Carter Brought His Life Problems To “The Doctors”

September 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Aaron Carter’s life is currently in what one might call a low point. Not to mention that the reflection Aaron Carter sees when he looks in the mirror is one of a dude who could use a relaxing weekend in a a quiet cabin far away from cars and Twitter (or at the very least, a long nap).

In short, Aaron’s got some problems. So Aaron went on The Doctors last month to get some answers. His episode aired today and, much like Aaron’s current life situation, it was a bit of a mess.

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Sinead O’Connor Is In A Bad Place, Both Mentally And Physically (UPDATE)

August 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Don’t let that stunning cityscape behind Sinead O’Connor fool you. She’s not sitting on a private boat somewhere in the Hudson River, marveling at the sunset. She’s in a motel room in New Jersey, and she’s really sad right now. And no, she’s not sad because she’s stuck in New Jersey (although that’s definitely part of it).

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Mel B Got A Restraining Order Against Stephen Belafonte, Alleges All Sorts Of Dark Shit

April 4, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s entirely appropriate that Stephen Belafonte is making an L with his hand, because apparently he’s no stranger to acting like a huge loser. Two weeks ago, Melanie B filed for divorce from Stephen after ten years of marriage. We all know their marriage was rumored to be a mess, but now we sort of know just how much of a dumpster fire it really was.

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Robin Thicke Temporarily Lost Custody Of His Son

January 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, J. Harvey posted a video of an ugly scene outside of Paula Patton’s home in Calabasas, CA. No, Robin Thicke was not trying to win his estranged wife back by holding a boombox that played a song from his failed album Paula. It was uglier than that. The police were called to Paula’s house because she refused to let Robin take their 6-year-old son Julian for a visit. The cops spoke to Julian, who allegedly said that he was scared to leave with his dad. Robin ended up leaving without his son. Cut to today when Robin and Paula were both in a court room in Los Angeles to tussle for temporary sole custody of their child.

The hearing ended with Robin not getting what he wanted. We also learned that the Department of Children and Family Services has opened an investigation against Paula for emotional abuse. And Paula also accused Robin of Ike Turner-ing her during their marriage. Oh, how I long for the more innocent days when celebrity divorce scandals were about nothing more than tales of wandering dick.

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Stanley Kubrick’s Daughter Wants Everyone To Keep Their Eyeballs Away From Dr. Phil’s Shelley Duvall Interview

November 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Every new Dr. Phil promo is depressing because it means that his face is still terrorizing TV screens. But his promo of his interview with Shelley Duvall was extra depressing. Shelley is on tomorrow’s episode of Dr. Phil and she’s clearly mentally ill and has been for a while. Like many, Vivian Kubrick, the daughter of Stanley Kubruck (who directed Shelley in The Shining), got grossed out by the promo and called for a boycott. Vivian tweeted an open letter to the diabolical dick head and called his interview with Shelley “lurid and exploitive entertainment.” Vivian must be new, because she obviously doesn’t know that when you call Dr. Phil’s show “exploitive,” he answers back with, “Why, thank you!

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