It’s entirely appropriate that Stephen Belafonte is making an L with his hand, because apparently he’s no stranger to acting like a huge loser. Two weeks ago, Melanie B filed for divorce from Stephen after ten years of marriage. We all know their marriage was rumored to be a mess, but now we sort of know just how much of a dumpster fire it really was.
Over the weekend, J. Harvey posted a video of an ugly scene outside of Paula Patton’s home in Calabasas, CA. No, Robin Thicke was not trying to win his estranged wife back by holding a boombox that played a song from his failed album Paula. It was uglier than that. The police were called to Paula’s house because she refused to let Robin take their 6-year-old son Julian for a visit. The cops spoke to Julian, who allegedly said that he was scared to leave with his dad. Robin ended up leaving without his son. Cut to today when Robin and Paula were both in a court room in Los Angeles to tussle for temporary sole custody of their child.
The hearing ended with Robin not getting what he wanted. We also learned that the Department of Children and Family Services has opened an investigation against Paula for emotional abuse. And Paula also accused Robin of Ike Turner-ing her during their marriage. Oh, how I long for the more innocent days when celebrity divorce scandals were about nothing more than tales of wandering dick.
Stanley Kubrick’s Daughter Wants Everyone To Keep Their Eyeballs Away From Dr. Phil’s Shelley Duvall Interview
Every new Dr. Phil promo is depressing because it means that his face is still terrorizing TV screens. But his promo of his interview with Shelley Duvall was extra depressing. Shelley is on tomorrow’s episode of Dr. Phil and she’s clearly mentally ill and has been for a while. Like many, Vivian Kubrick, the daughter of Stanley Kubruck (who directed Shelley in The Shining), got grossed out by the promo and called for a boycott. Vivian tweeted an open letter to the diabolical dick head and called his interview with Shelley “lurid and exploitive entertainment.” Vivian must be new, because she obviously doesn’t know that when you call Dr. Phil’s show “exploitive,” he answers back with, “Why, thank you!”
Shelley Duvall’s last acting role was in a 2002 movie called Manna From Heaven and she retired from Hollywood right after making it. The National Enquirer said a few years ago that Shelley was living in Blanco, TX and was seriously suffering from mental illness. Shelley’s neighbors supposedly said that they’ve seen her shuffle around town and talk to herself about the aliens that are living in her body. (“Hmmm, why does that sound familiar?” said anybody who’s read about Scientology.) Shelley allegedly thought that a hole in her backyard was a portal to another dimension and believed she could communicate with the aliens by flashing her car lights. Shelley has been THROUGH. IT. Well, I guess the smarmy rotten egg we all call Dr. Phil doesn’t think that she’s been through enough, because he got her to look at his punchable face for a long period of time while interviewing her.
If you’re a Walmart parking lot drug dealer in the Salt Lake City area, a barefoot tornado of blond messiness may have tried to trade you a kid for a baggie of the bad shit last night. Because TMZ reports that Charlie Sheen’s ex and the mother of his 7-year-old twins, Bob and Max, caused a scene at a bar last night and they were all missing for a few hours.
12-year-old British actress Millie Bobby Brown plays Eleven on Netflix’s Stranger Things, and since that show is a giant hit, she’ll probably get more jobs and so agents want to represent her. But well, Millie’s dad, Robert “Bobby” Brown, may already be messing up her career by showing his crazy and greedy stage dad horns. And yes, her dad’s name is Bobby Brown. That is a field of red flags right there.