Category: Sacha Baron Cohen

George Clooney Was Doubly Honored At The Kennedy Center Honors When Julia Roberts Came Wearing His Face

December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Last night some of the biggest stars in Hollywood gathered in New York City to rub elbows with the Washington elite at the 45th annual Kennedy Center Honors. Due to the pandemic and former president Donald Trump’s boycott of the awards, this is the first big gala in five years and the stars came dressed to impress. This year’s honorees included Gladys Knight and all four of the Irish Pips, sometimes referred to as U2, Christian pop singer Amy Grant, Cuban American composer-conductor Tania León (not to be confused with Lydia Tár, totally different lady), and Nespresso dude George Clooney. There were a couple of surprises at the ceremony. For one, Sacha Baron Cohen showed up in character as Borat even though I thought we had decided as a group after 2020’s presidential election that satire was dead. Also, there was Emma Roberts’ aunt, actress Julia Roberts, who is, apparently, strangely obsessed with George Clooney.

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Rebel Wilson Talked About A Co-Star Who Sexually Harassed Her And Threatened To Destroy Her Career Pre-#MeToo

May 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Rebel Wilson has a new movie on Netflix, which is why she’s been doing so much press lately (see: headlines about her love life, recent 80-pound weight loss, self worth, etc.). This week 42-year-old Rebel is on the cover of People, and in the interview, she talks about getting sexually harassed by a co-star several years ago, before the #MeToo movement. She has spoken about this incident before, back in 2017. According to Rebel, the perpetrator called her into a room on set, asked her to put her finger up his ass, and then pulled down his pants. This was all in front of the co-star’s buddies, who were filming it on their phones. Rebel says that, afterward, the co-star threatened to destroy her career.

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The 2021 Oscars Red Carpet > Brad Pitt’s Ponytail < Literally Anything Else

April 26, 2021 / Posted by:

If last night’s Oscars ceremony can be summed up in a single image, it’s that of Brad Pitt’s struggle ponytail:

It was confusing, unnecessary, washed out, and honestly, kind of rude. Just like the show, it ended abruptly yet was also way too long. Give us Legends of the Fall locks undulating like a field of wheat in a summer breeze Brad, or give us nothing and keep it moving. Trust me, nobody wants a pinky finger’s worth of hay held together with the twist tie from a bag of Ezekiel bread. Thankfully Brad’s angry inch was outshone by the red carpet which was one of the only saving graces about this year’s ill-conceived mid-pandemic Oscars ceremony.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Will Not Make Another Borat Movie

February 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Sacha Baron Cohen has made a very successful career out of putting on a pretend mustache and a fake Kazakhstan accent to pull the truth out of strangers. Sometimes he exposes kindness in humans, but most times he just exposes creeps, racists, assholes, and in one case, a literal asshole. But Sacha recently revealed he’s happily giving up his title as the king of embarrassing America’s most gullible.

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Jeanise Jones, The Babysitter In “Borat 2,” Felt “Kind Of Betrayed” When She Found Out Borat Wasn’t Real

October 29, 2020 / Posted by:

One of the only people to appear in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm that didn’t make me want to start stockpiling combustibles so I can shoot myself into space was Jeanise Jones, the babysitter Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Borat hires to watch over his daughter, Tutar. According to IndieWire, Jeanise – who has become the breakout star that is being heralded as the film’s “moral compass,” had no idea that the supposedly 15-year-old girl she thought was being married off to an American, was actually 24-year-old Bulgarian actress Maria Bakalova. In fact, Jeanise was so worried about “Tutar,” that she had her entire congregation at the Ebenezer Baptist Church in Oklahoma City, praying for her for months. Understandably, Jeanise was a little miffed to find out the truth when her cousin showed her a trailer for the movie just last week and was like, “this you?

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Borat Has Posted A Video Defending Rudy Giuliani’s Honor

October 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Even though it may seem like the world is out to get him, there’s at least one person willing to take a stand in defense of Donald Trump’s best ghoul Rudy Giuliani after he was caught on tape fondling whatever it is that lives in his pants (I’m trying not to think about it too hard but I can’t help picturing a damp teratoma tumor with teeth yellower than the ones he has in his mouth) as seen in Sacha Baron Cohen’s newly released movie, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kazakhstani national Borat Sagdiyev has posted a message of support for the beleaguered attorney.

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