In another dimension, Ryan Phillippe is living a respectable life as an ageless hottie who was once married to Reese Witherspoon. In this dimension, he’s that, but minus about 50% of the respectability, with a side of domestic abuse. Ryan is still fighting his ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt over domestic assault allegations she made last September. Ryan denied the allegations. Elsie has a theory about why Ryan believes he did nothing wrong; according to Elsie, drug use might have clouded Ryan’s memory.
Back in September, we got a teaser taste of what the The Secret Life of Ryan Phillippe might look like when his ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt filed a police report accusing Ryan of putting the hurt on her in a drug and alcohol-fueled rage. With the exception of a temporary protection order, nothing panned out criminally. But Elsie went ahead and filed a civil suit against Ryan for $1 million dollars.
Ryan has vehemently maintained his innocence throughout, and was quick to lawyer up and threaten a countersuit for defamation and malicious prosecution. Now we’re getting another little taste of how Ryan rolls. He filed that countersuit and posted about it on Twitter.
Every time Kris Jenner wakes up, she shakes her cane at the devil wondering why she couldn’t have struck the same anti-aging deal 43-year-old Ryan Phillippe made with Beelzebub. The woman in the photo above feels the same way. Ryan’s one hot daddy, so it only makes sense he has a habit of dropping the panties of all ages – 25-year-old Demi Lovato’s apparently being the latest. Continue reading
While he’s at it, he might also want to think about suing whoever told him those leggings were a good look, but that’s not high on the priority list right now.
Earlier we found out that Ryan Phillippe’s ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt filed a $1 million lawsuit against him for allegedly getting violent with her. Sources close to Ryan accused Elsie of having the cruelest of intentions, aka trying to get money. TMZ says that Ryan is preparing to fight back and has lawyered up.
Time to rethink that boyfriend pillow with Ryan Phillippe’s face on it because it turns out he might be TPTMT (Too Problematic Too Masturbate To). TMZ reports that things got messier than a Porta Potty at Coachella between Ryan and his model ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt. Elsie filed a lawsuit claiming that Ryan has a problem with the good/bad shit (shrooms, coke, ecstasy and roids = all the yikes) and that he physically assaulted her when she came to his house to get her shit after they broke up.
Katy Perry and Ryan Phillippe are two famous people who didn’t really know each other, but they recently became very familiar after they started chatting on Twitter. How very high school of them, but it makes sense. Katy is a woman with the soul of an edgy teen who only looks up from her phone to roll her eyes at adults (see: her new edgy teen buzz cut), and Ryan is always getting carded.