Category: Ryan Phillippe

Ryan Phillippe’s Messy Domestic Dispute Continues To Be Messy

November 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Back in September, we got a teaser taste of what the The Secret Life of Ryan Phillippe might look like when his ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt filed a police report accusing Ryan of putting the hurt on her in a drug and alcohol-fueled rage. With the exception of a temporary protection order, nothing panned out criminally. But Elsie went ahead and filed a civil suit against Ryan for $1 million dollars.

Ryan has vehemently maintained his innocence throughout, and was quick to lawyer up and threaten a countersuit for defamation and malicious prosecution. Now we’re getting another little taste of how Ryan rolls. He filed that countersuit and posted about it on Twitter.

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Ryan Phillippe Might Be Doing Demi Lovato

November 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Every time Kris Jenner wakes up, she shakes her cane at the devil wondering why she couldn’t have struck the same anti-aging deal 43-year-old Ryan Phillippe made with Beelzebub. The woman in the photo above feels the same way. Ryan’s one hot daddy, so it only makes sense he has a habit of dropping the panties of all ages – 25-year-old Demi Lovato’s apparently being the latest. Continue reading

Ryan Phillippe Responds To His Ex-Girlfriend’s Allegations By Fixing To Sue Her

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

While he’s at it, he might also want to think about suing whoever told him those leggings were a good look, but that’s not high on the priority list right now.

Earlier we found out that Ryan Phillippe’s ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt filed a $1 million lawsuit against him for allegedly getting violent with her. Sources close to Ryan accused Elsie of having the cruelest of intentions, aka trying to get money. TMZ says that Ryan is preparing to fight back and has lawyered up.

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Ryan Phillippe’s Ex-Girlfriend Has Accused Him Of Assault And Is Suing Him 

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Time to rethink that boyfriend pillow with Ryan Phillippe’s face on it because it turns out he might be TPTMT (Too Problematic Too Masturbate To). TMZ reports that things got messier than a Porta Potty  at Coachella between Ryan and his model ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt. Elsie filed a lawsuit claiming that Ryan has a problem with the good/bad shit (shrooms, coke, ecstasy and roids = all the yikes) and that he physically assaulted her when she came to his house to get her shit after they broke up.

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Katy Perry And Ryan Phillippe Joked About The Rumor That They’re Dating

April 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Katy Perry and Ryan Phillippe are two famous people who didn’t really know each other, but they recently became very familiar after they started chatting on Twitter. How very high school of them, but it makes sense. Katy is a woman with the soul of an edgy teen who only looks up from her phone to roll her eyes at adults (see: her new edgy teen buzz cut), and Ryan is always getting carded.

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Ryan Phillippe Gets Mistaken For His Teen Daughter’s Brother

November 11, 2016 / Posted by:

“Oh MY Satan, me too, me too, all the time!” screeched out the fourth Kartrashian sister (in her head) Pimp Mama Kris.

Ryan Phillippe is 42 years old, but he’s still a PT (passable twink) and looks like he smears his mug with the same kind of blended fetuses that Keanu Reeves does. Because Ryan looks like he’s aaaaalmost young enough to get a special invitation to one of Bryan Singer’s pool parties, some people think he’s his 17-year-old daughter’s brother instead of her dad. Ryan was on The Late Late Show (via People) the other night and told James Corden that every time someone thinks he and his daughter Ava Phillippe are brother and sister, she gets the heaves.

“My daughter gets embarrassed sometimes by the fact that I do look so young and I get mistaken for her brother sometimes. Which repulses her! Like, absolutely repulses her that anyone could mistake me for her brother.”

For reference, here’s a picture from last year of Ava (on the left) with Laura Jeanne Poon (on the right):

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It could be a lot worse for Ava. If they didn’t look like almost twins in the face, people may say to them, “Aw, what a cute couple you too make,” and that would probably make her cringe so hard that she’d develop deep, deep wrinkles in her face and then everyone would mistake her for her dad’s mom!

Pics: Wenn.com, Getty

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